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Sperling Mark

The one and only person who is God and everyone's gotta get used to it.
Sperling Mark is God with his hands.
by arahsas April 1, 2005
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packaging sperm

"They're little, white, have tails, and get all over the place, what else are you gonna' call them: packaging sperm."

"After packing the glass for shipping, I had packaging sperm all over the floor."
by eriador April 7, 2007
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Waste of sperm

You
Hey look at that waste of sperm reading this
by azfred June 18, 2021
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sperm whale

A girl gives a guy fellatio and he comes in her mouth. Before she swallows he shoots her in the head, causing the jizz to eject from her head similar to that of a sperm whale.
Dude #1 "Watching Free Willy reminds me of the time I sperm whaled that ho"
Dude #2 "Boy, you are one sick fuck"
by Boo Bee December 17, 2008
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walking talking sperm bank

by steve April 22, 2004
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Cunt rejecting sperm slurper

We love you Joe, you fuck! And by love I mean I fucking hate your god damn taint and everything else it's attached to!
by Andy April 17, 2005
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spermsuckingfudgepacker

its a gay guy
Tina's ex boyfriend is a flaming spermsuckingfudgepacker.
by Jenni December 29, 2003
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