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They're only special because they're MENTALLY RETARDED!
by Bastardized Bottomburp May 11, 2003
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St. Louis Special

When your wife or girlfriend is sucking your cock and performs the following four operations simultaneously while watching bill o-reilly and your dick is in her mouth and right before you cum: 1. tug balls (gently). 2. hum the star spangled banner (or national anthem of your choice). 3. tickle the taint or slight anal insertion of index finger or pinky finger. 4. significant other must wink three and a half times. upon successful completion of the st. louis special, you will receive a gift certificate to imo's pizza in the amount of $5.58.
"Yo, did you hear last night my boy jamieson gave kate the st. louis special?"

"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"
by kiwi-man April 11, 2009
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Special Ed

A class occupied by exiled students that have no inclination to take part in schooling. A large number of them are unmotivated and don't care, as a result they're usually misdiagnosed with a learning disability..
In middle school i was placed in special ed because i smoked mary jane, my science teacher thought i couldn't read..
by friendlyscholar September 25, 2009
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Coney Island Special

While getting head, a girl suddenly hurls all over your knob making it look like a Coney Island Dog.
Your grandma wasn't feeling so good last night. The night ended when she lovingly gave me a Coney Island Special.
by Retarded Man Flower April 8, 2004
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special k

The drug ketamine. It's usually used as a horse or large animal tranquilizer.
"I just did some special k, man" *falls down*
by Paul Wall. May 10, 2003
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Special Officer Doofy

He plays a mentally retarded police officer in "Scary Movie". In the end he turns out to be F**KING HOT!!!!
I want to be arrested by Special Officer Doofy!
by ilovetorres June 10, 2011
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AFTER SCHOOL SPECIAL

The act of using a mind altering substance immediatly after a long day at work or school.
by Big-Drew April 16, 2006
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