Spatchcocking

When a wife covers her own ass by claiming her husband's incompetence or unwillingness resulted in failure or error when the actual root cause was her own inability or unwillingness to communicate clearly or effectively.

"My wife blamed the Thanksgiving turkey on my bad back."
"Dude, that's spatchcocking. You got spatchcocked."

by Celestin March 2, 2016

snatch

Someone who is a complete bitch that nobody likes.

Eric Rekers is a snatch.
Mike DeBole gets that snatch.

by Riggall December 17, 2008

Bander snatch

What you call a woman's scary vagina. For a female to have extreme bush. Late 70s-80s porn magazine.

Dude 1: "Dude, I heard that guy saw her bander snatch."
Dude 2: "That musta been freaking scary."

by Panda dog August 29, 2011

Snatch spray

A spray that is commonly used to freshen a smelly snatch.

Girl # 1: "This bathroom smells like 5 nasty bitches on their period."

Girl # 2: "Haven't they heard of snatch spray?"

by Christa_d September 21, 2008

Satchel Snatcher

n. One who "snatches" things of value i.e. kills,flag captures,bombs. A homosexual who likes to grab the males genitals and "snatch" them. Commonly used in smack talk on xbox live. The word is derived from one who steals the satchel(bomb in Call of Duty 4) and plants for own exp. Also grouped in with noobs, cheaters, and Achievement whores
v. the act of satchel snatching

Dude that guy is such a satchel snatcher. He stole the bomb from me every round.

I hate people who satchel snatch

by Andyroonie January 4, 2009

Satchel Sauce

The over exploding load that shoots out from your satchel ( the testicles ) that hasn't been let out for weeks.. A bukake for one ... The cream of the crotch ....The hydrant load.... The ultimate thick creamy delight for sluts and delicious treat from your cum guzzlers ... the ammo from your sac aka fuck sauce , pocket shooter !!

" I was fuckn this bitch raw and and i suddenly had the urge to explode my dumpster size satchel sauce all over her

" Her face was covered with a white oozy creamy build up of my satchel sauce , tha white nicklaloden slime "!!

by Scoop412 May 21, 2011

Smatch

To smack someone in the snatch, usually as punishment. See also smatched, smatching, and smatches.

"If you keep posting links to Rebecca Black's "Friday", I'm going to smatch you.

by Esmatchulator June 7, 2011