Reagan Smash

One of the best Family Guy skits.

Ronald Reagan: Mr. Gorbachev, tear down this wall, (starts punching a brick wall) Reagan smash, Reagan smash.
Female worker at Mcdonald's: What's that?
Male worker at Mcdonald's: Oh, that's just Mr. Reagan.
Ronald Reagan: Reagan sleep, Reagan sleep.

by Yep Nope September 26, 2005

Smash and Pass

A game invented by bored high school age jews in USY with nothing better to do on the sabbath due to the prohibition against using electricity. The game consists of sitting in a circle and smashing fruit against one's own head, typically an apple, and then passing it to the next player. The player who breaks the fruit open on his or her own forehead wins, and starts the next round.

Commonly used fruit:
Apples
Oranges
Watermelons
Melons
Grapefruit
Pears

Not suggested:
Grapes
Pineapples
Strawberries

Phil: Hey, want to play Smash and Pass tonight?
Jeremy: Not really. My head still hurts from last time.

by The Jesus of Smash and Pass May 7, 2009

Smash my gnome

To masturbate.

I'm going to go home, turn on some porn and smash my gnome for a bit.

by Kloe Khaotic September 27, 2009

Smash Fight

When two or more people equip Hulk Hand gloves and fight. The idea for this came from when my friends and I saw two people at school get into a fight and remembered that "Smashturbating" word.

"OHH SHIT YOU GUYS, SMASH FIGHT!" "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT"

by The Nicholas and the Cage February 6, 2015

Captain Smash-A-Ho

The complete polar opposite of a Captain Save-a-ho. Usually just smashes the ho and doesn't buy her gucci bags and fancy dinners. Usually if lucky, the ho gets a happy meal and a newport.

Tyrese: Ayo ma dude, are you gunna captain save a ho that alexa rae ho? she was feelin you ma dude.
Laquam: Na yo, i just had to Captain Smash-A-Ho and didn't even give her a ride home
Tyerese: Thats grimey ma nigga
Laquam: Na ma dude, I gave her a happy meal and a newport even though a nigga was hungry and ate her chicken nuggets

by XCMMX May 8, 2009

Hot Smash

If someone is really hot or sexy you say they are Hot Smash

OMG isn't he Hot Smash

Did you see that girl she was Hot Smash

by Ibizagirl2012 July 30, 2012

8-Player Smash

When a bitch got 7 vaginas, and you and your friends are fucking her in each hole. The 8th player is fucking her in the butt like that one weirdo who plays smash with the Wii U gamepad.

"me and my friends found this bitch who got 7 vaginas. we can totally play 8-player smash"

by steamed hams June 10, 2018