Sleep bandit

Sleep bandit: a particularly clever gentleman who picks up on rich bitches and robs them blind while their sleeping after sex

"Fuck that man is ruthless,he even took the bitches perfume,what a Sleep bandit!"

by Saintjohn89 July 21, 2016

unprotected sleep

Sleep that is not had in your own bed, safe (most of the time) in your own home. i.e. in a gutter, ditch, field, or a bed belonging to someone else! Thus risking any number of things happening to you.

A man woke up naked in a field with several poker chips stuck to his "member", and a tatoo of Tony Blair on both his buttocks. When picked up by police and asked what happened, he said "i guess i drank so much yesterday evening that i suffered a whole night of unprotected sleep".

by robenk January 11, 2007

sleep scars

The marks left on the skin of your face or body by pillows, night-wear or bed-linen after a goodnight's rest.

when I woke up this morning I had sleep scars all over my face, I looked like a right psycho

by Gene Bryant November 02, 2007

Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face

Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!

by BIG G! October 18, 2007

Skeet Sleep

When you go to sleep and you hadnt wiped your skeet.

John:Dude!,My mom caught me in my Skeet Sleep.

Bobby:HAHAHA you should of wiped you loser!

by MisterBasto September 05, 2008

Sleep Drunk

To be tired to the point where you appear to be intoxicated.

Oh my god he is sooooo sleep drunk right now!

by SonicAndTailsHD November 18, 2016

Sleep Noises!

A sleep noise otherwise known as. an absolutely irratating fucking noise people make whilst alseep.

Man: Dude im so tired im going to bed.
Dude: Man you better not make those fuckin Sleep Noises! like you were doing a couple of days ago.
Man: I don't even know what a sleep noise is I'm offended that you said anything FUCK YOU!

by AMBOCKOBOCK July 10, 2009