splash can

The trashcan you place your post orgasm tissues in.

After an intense session of pleasure, I put my wet, sticky tissues in my "splash can".

by Bikibu July 28, 2014

slash

To moisten the anus before anal sex

Do not forget to slash before you have anal!

by bigsmallsack July 29, 2014

splashonomics

The fiscal equivalent of #splash.

A:Its $5 to get in.
B:Are you forreal??
A:Its $10 for people who ask stupid questions. Splashonomics.

by iYakedOnYourGirl September 16, 2014

Splash and dash

When you need to go somewhere quickly or are running late but you need a poo so you go for a really quick poo before speeding out the door with wipe of the bum.

Borris: Why were you late?
Larry: Sorry, I had to splash and dash

by safekid420 March 13, 2015

slash-and-burn editor

A wiki editor who deletes or removes content instead of fixing, improving, rewording, or sourcing it. Someone whose main mission is (or appears to be) to remove instead of contribute.

A slash-and-burn editor just deleted that paragraph instead of fixing it!

by Anty Matter November 7, 2015

splash bath

When one uses a public restroom to wash their genitalia when in expectation of sexual intercorse.

Bob needed to take a quick splash bath before seeing Jim

by Bigbagofnope December 5, 2015

Splashbacks

Getting 'nam flashbacks after being covered in icy cold water
and ONLY icy cold water, tends to happen at waterparks and in the antarctic ocean.

Ted: hhememmfmmdggghelpppp...
Dave: Jim, what's wrong with Ted?
Jim: Hes having Splashbacks, I told you coming to this waterpark was a bad idea.

by SetOnFireSandwich March 23, 2016