Santa

A man that breaks into your house during Christmas night. He has a red suit symbolizing the blood of the children that he killed. If you look at Santa claws then he will brutally be-head you.

Little bro: yay! Today’s Christmas. I want to spy on Santa.
Big bro: there’s an urban legend that if you look at Santa during the night he will kill you.

Little bro: dats BBSK.
Big bro: no he has a red suit that symbolizes the blood of the children and YOUR NEXT!

by Ahdhan February 1, 2018

Santa Fe

A place that’s clean and green and pretty, and they went and made a city out of clay. Why, the minute that you get there, folks’ll walk right up and say “Welcome home, son, welcome home to Santa Fe.” Planting crops, splitting rails, swapping tales around the fire, ‘xcept for Sunday when you lie around all day. Soon, your friends are more like family, and they’s beggin’ you to stay! Ain’t that neat? Livin’ sweet in Santa Fe.

Let me go far away, somewhere they won’t never find me, an’ tomorrow won’t remind me of today. And the city’s finally sleepin’, and the moon looks old and grey, and I get on the train that’s bound for Santa Fe. And I’m gone! And I’m done! No more runnin’, no more lyin’. No more fat old men denyin’ me my pay! Just a moon so big and yellow, it turns night right into day! Dreams come true! Yeah…they do. In Santa Fe. Where does it say you gotta live and die here?! Where does it say a guy can’t catch a break?! Why should you only take whatcha given?! Why should you spend your whole life livin’ trapped where there ain’t no future, even at 17? Breaking your back for someone else’s sake! If the life don’t seem to suit ya, how ‘bout a change of scene? Far from the lousy headlines and the deadlines in between! Santa Fe, my old friend! I can’t spend my whole life dreamin’, though I know that’s all I seem inclined to do. I ain’t gettin’ any youngah, an’ I wanna start brand new! I need space! An’ fresh air! Let ‘em laugh in my face, I don’t care! Save my place!…I’ll be there. Just be real, is all I’m askin’. Not some paintin’ in my head. ‘Cause I’m dead if I can’t count on you today. I got nothin’ if I ain’t got Santa FEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 6, 2025

Santa-Be-Crazy

(Sahn-Ta) (Bea) (Crah-zie) Wow parents XD. He lands on top of houses(cuz he drunk) Covered in ashes when he comes down the chimney(he be smoking) Wearing a furry outfit(a furry gay outfit) And you let him into your house because he said he has something for your kids.(What good parenting skills)

Ohhh Santa-Be-Crazy because he just got exposed.

by Just-Laughs(Friday) November 29, 2017

Reverse Santa

Sex position where both people are upside down in a confined space (like a chimney) with at least one person in a onesie of some kind

We were rudely interrupted from doing the Reverse Santa when Sarah opened the door.

by Chief Elf February 6, 2020

Santa's Hairy Lay

When a female with long pubes braids little Christmas bells into them, so that when she's taking a full length on Christmas Eve, the kids run in, excited and ready to see Santa because they hear bells jingling, only to find their mother copping some hot Christmas pork in her moist pudding.

Guy friend: "Hey what did you and Susan get up to on Christmas Eve?"
Guy: "Oh she helped a brother out with a Santa's Hairy Lay."

by Dudgeridino August 9, 2016

jaden Santa

fuck you jaden santa you are stupid and retarted you smell like poop i hope you die of depression overdose when Minecraft steve rejects your stupid love that nobody wants not even the lonliness man on earth wants it, oh wait that's you jaden santa.

jaden santa is so stupid his dumb hair probably tastes like stale avacado

by Kinkysauce3000 October 25, 2019

Santa Barbara News-Press

The Santa Barbara News-Press was a broadsheet newspaper based in Santa Barbara, California. It was founded in 1868 as the Post and merged with the rival News to form the News-Press in 1932.

On July 21, 2023, the Santa Barbara News-Press' owner, Ampersand Publishing LLC, filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy liquidation. The July 21 edition of the paper was the last as Wendy McCaw said all of the jobs were eliminated and the paper had no money to issue final paychecks.

by Wendysfg August 28, 2023