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Baby Sandwich

When I hugged my cousin and her newborn son we made a baby sandwich.
by ChrisKrinkle April 3, 2019
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breeding sandwich

A mffm fourway with the goal of getting both girls pregnant. Both guys should be on the outside forming the bread while the two girls should be on the inside facing each other so they can make out, rub each other clits and otherwise stimulate each other as they are reprogrammed.
While not required, homoerotic acts such as the guys sucking each other to the erections that they will use to knock up the girls, are encouraged so that the conceptions can be thought of as a team effort.
Samantha: Well girl, you look magical with that baby bump.
Chloe: Just as magical as being in that breeding sandwich with you that got you knocked up as well.
Samantha: Yeah it is weirdly intimate to think that each of us had a life changing event performed merely inches away from each other.
Chloe: Hey you know you are besties when you make it a point to be rubbing clits as you are getting knocked up

Meanwhile in the other room
James: You know it was really sexy the way you used your mouth to activate my reprogrammer so I could knock up Chloe
Thomas: With how sexy she and Samantha look now I am glad we gave each other the erections that in turn knocked them up.

James: Truly a breeding sandwich is up there with fishing in amazing guy bonding experiences and to think our children will have a special bond before they are even born.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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marmaduke sandwich

When you go in to subway and order a giant ass sandwich.
by ShyGuy November 13, 2017
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Damp sandwich

A derogatory term for loser lame local band manager who doesn't know when to stop. TBH just stop.
Jeez, Stanley, stop being such a damp sandwich. No one cares about your fucking band.
by Dick Trickle 69 September 18, 2016
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moldy sandwich

"he's so annoying, he must be a moldy sandwich"
by APOTATNYAN November 4, 2018
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sexual sandwich

A sexy position where 2 men penetrate a woman from both sides
Dave "you up for some sexual sandwiching."
Linda " of course."
by Sexy sex monster March 12, 2017
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wet sandwich

someone who is being a jerk or lame and can ruin the mood
by Moosekaper April 11, 2022
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