Rusty Justice

Happens when a male, typically middle-aged or older, remains impotent after taking Viagra or other erectile dysfunction medication.

Bob hoped to end a romantic evening with his wife with long, overdue intimacy, but Rusty Justice made it impossible for him to perform.

by GJK::OUIUHBH HJL November 17, 2016

Rusty Boiler

When you're so hungry your belly makes a whale call.

My Rusty Boiler is going on high,

by bonelesspizza December 22, 2016

rusty tire

a sexual act similar to a rim job where your partner doesnt wipe there ass and the other partner eats there ass out when the shit is crusty

Girl:Hey can you give me a rusty tire
Boy:again

by weebtrash2103 December 21, 2016

Rusty Snowplow

The act of taking the leftover mashed potatoes, from Easter dinner, and inserting them into your partners vagina while she is on her period, then fucking the mashed potatoes out, resembling a rusty snowplow on a beat up '76 Chevy truck....

After my uncle tried to fight my sister at my moms Easter dinner party, John gave me Rusty Snowplow.

by KRiver January 8, 2017

Rusty Railway

When a group of ravers lines up to eat out your ass.

Justin and his rave friends ran a rusty railway on me last night

by RustyRailgirl October 22, 2015

rusty donkey

A rustic bar that is now closed.

What year did that rusty donkey close on Detroit Avenue?

by Rdore1277 December 5, 2015

buck rusty

When you give someone a drinking straw that you have shoved up your ass.

I got that dumb motherfucker with the old buck rusty!

by Corky Bangerwhore March 22, 2016