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Robert

The biggest player you will ever meet. He'll lie just to get with you and then use you. never trust ANYONE named Robert Morsch.
by fuckyourobertmorsch August 27, 2011
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Robert Frost

An anonymous YouTuber who doesn't show his face, but wears blue spandex, and looks like a muscley Slender man. He talks shit about a lot of people specifically girls he liked one.
Calls himself a 'real life superhero' but doesn't ever actually get off his ass, other than to eat or go the bathroom.
He's pretty much on skype all day, complaining about people over the internet, because he's butthurt.
"Have you seen Robert Frosts new video?!"

"Nah man, he's too butthurt for me..."
by MySp00nIsT00Big August 18, 2013
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robert

a man with a small penis who is so oly
hey thaT GUY IS SO OILY
YEgh he is a robert
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Emma Roberts

A totally fabulous singer/actress. Also the neice of Julia Roberts and the daughter of Eric Roberts, explaining why she has so much talent.
Gorgeous.
a: Emma Roberts is addie on Unfabulous.
b: Neat-o! She's gorgeous.
by Tina-Lynn January 2, 2006
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emma roberts

emma roberts is the best actress from american horror story and just in general she is so sweet, kind, funny, and of course the hottest milf on earth
Person 1: i wonder who the best actress is
Person 2: it’s emma roberts duh!
by emmarobswifey February 10, 2022
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Robert Pattinson

An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.
Fangirl: AAAAH ITS ROBERT PATTINSON OMG!

Me: EYEBROWS MAN! <3
by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009
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Robert Pattinson

1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.

3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?
by chuddlewinks July 9, 2010
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