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Road Kill

A person you wouldn't typically have sex with but you do because she/he is there and available. (not hot but not ugly enough to pass up, better then masturbation)

Similar to how you hit an animal in the raod, not really because you wanted to but you didnt really not want to at the same time. why avoid it??
Friend: "hey check out that chick over there, she's looking at you"
You: "eh, banging body but she's got a big nose and kankles, she's Road Kill. We'll see how the rest of the night goes first"
Friend: "f*ck that dude, you know damn well if you dont hit that your going to go home alone and beating off to that free 30 second porn on the internet"
by Shaggerman January 13, 2009
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Bellend Road

The widely recognised name for where Leeds United F.C. play what they think is football. Formerly known as Elland Road, but due to many suggestions from the public, Leeds City Council changed the name of the road, (especially after seeing the "people" who reside there on a Saturday afternoon).
Do you fancy going to Bellend Road, to watch those sheepshagging inbreds kick a ball around?
by si_pne4life September 16, 2008
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bird road boys

Miami Notorious Gang once linked to latin kings by leader "KING bird road" there Area is 40st from 87Ave to 114Ave. look them up on youtube.
dem bird road boys on the television again miami"miami south miami miami gangs goonz 305 dade county
by joker40st October 19, 2008
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Road head

When the pavement in front of a car forms into a giant head with spikey teeth and devours said car, crushing the life out of anyone inside.
Josh: How'd Tim die?

Greg: Road head got another one.

Josh: That's the fifth one this week!
by Magnesium Sulfide September 29, 2009
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Road Trash

Road trash is considered the ultimate right of passage for never-gonna-be-famous alternative band members who get drunk on really cheap beer & sleep with ugly or fat or stupid or just hilariously devoted groupies, while on the road.

The key to a girl being real Road Trash is that she is someone the band member would never sleep with in their hometown but proudly displays his conquest to his other equally drunk band mates when they are on the road.

Never mind that the band member is probably a scrawny, short, pock marked uber nerd. His willingness to sleep with a girl that is so obviously beneath him by his band mate's standards is proof that he is "one of us" and willing to go to any lengths just to sleep in a real bed & keep the band on the road, doing their gigs.
Rotten Johnny sleeps with a chubby drunk girl he met at a Frat house party where his band played and he proudly shows his friends the pics the girl posted on his Facebook page. Back home, his beautiful, successful, loyal girlfriend waits patiently for his return from the road, knowing that bedding Road Trash is just a way to get the band from one gig to the next.
by mindnoise August 4, 2010
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Roadie

A roadie is a drink you bring disguised in some sort of bottle. Usually a soda bottle filled some sort of liquor, (e.g. Sprite/Vodka, or Diet Coke/Whiskey). Whatever your drink of choice mixed in a common drink bottle. Hence, you can take it on the road with you. Roadie
"Did you bring the roadies for the hike bro"?
"Is that a Sprite or a roadie"?
"Hurry, grab the dogs and the roadies".
by Static80 May 24, 2017
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I see bears on the road

A dutch saying that suggests you focus on the obstacles instead of the possibilities at hand.
I am expecting lots of trouble in our approach, I see bears on the road.
by L0WE August 15, 2016
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