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Road Munchies

1) The act of orally pleasing a girl while she is driving

2) Smoking weed while driving resulting in an instantaneous trip to McDonalds.
1) Joel: Hey will you give me road head?

Rae: Only if you give me road munchies. I won't get you off unless you get me off.

2) Joel: Dude, I'm so high right now.

Dave: Ya man, I got some serious road munchies. Let's go to Taco Bell
by DirtyDave69 July 21, 2012
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Fork-Roading

The act of two or more partners shoving eating utensils up each other's anuses and proceeding to twist said utensils. Usually done with forks.
BRO, Jannet told me that you two were Fork-Roading the other night!
by Flash86 March 31, 2020
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trumpy road

A path or strategy that is marred by accusations ethical lapses and dishonesty.
Kavanuagh's confirmation hearing was a trumpy road.
by smjgJsbjgsm October 18, 2018
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Road Whore

Traffic stops by road whores in un-marked cars are making up for budget reductions caused by the economic downturn.
by cds_xxx_1951 November 15, 2009
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Road Rage

The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time
Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!
by James Lowe June 18, 2004
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Road Warrior

The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.
That girl can do such a good road warrior you'll never smell burning rubber the same again!
by 0074 April 15, 2009
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Carrow Road

Home of Norwich City FC. Awful stadium for an awful team.
Yuck, never go to Carrow Raod, it smells.
by Monstermunch July 15, 2004
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