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Pan the river but I ain't opening a mine

When you are talking about a shallow dip of interest in a particular subject or preference for dating.
Jon: "Why you be skipping all them fine white chicks?"
Kevin: "Some of them are fine but you're tripping if you think they all are."
Jon: "What, that why you always sticking with colored women?"
Kevin: "I may like the occasional white chick; I may pan the river but I ain't opening a mine."
by Artemis Rockers May 2, 2020
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Kentucky river valley

An act of draining the lizard with a partner. One partner sits down facing the tank of the toilet while the other proceeds to urinate down the first partners anal crevice.
Cousin Joey and I executed the Kentucky river valley cause granny only had one pisser.
by ShlankDaddy20 February 14, 2022
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River

A girl who is nice, cute, funny, smart, hot and is in love with taylor swift.

-ethan
by anonymous May 3, 2022
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Rivers

Rivers, if you ever meet a Rivers there's a few things that you will figure out quickly. You might feel judged or observed by Rivers by their stare or lack of engagement in the conversation but this just means they are paying attention and actually listening. Once a Rivers feels comfortable with you, you will get to see what an amazing funny person they are. Rivers is the kind of person that you can tell genuinely cares about your well being. Rivers tend to have the most beautiful eyebrows and eyes that could really draw you in. They are one of the best people you will meet so when they start to pull away from you and become distant, don't let them go. they are so very special and unlike anyone you'll ever meet. They will make you remember the name Rivers forever.
"Hey who's that kid, they don't really say much."

"Oh I know them, that's Rivers, I promise, you'll love them."
by Skullkat November 21, 2021
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River Squatter

A derogatory name for a person from North Idaho. Regardless of their race, ethnicity, gender, etc. as long as they are born in North Idaho, they are a River Squatter.
Person 1: Did you hear John is from Coeur d'Alene?

Person 2: That explains whys he's been acting like such a River Squatter!
by PotatoChucker May 8, 2024
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River Valian

The native people or multigenerational people from River Vale, NJ who still live there. They typically have an attitude about entitlement and have no common sense.
Man you better watch out because those people are River Valians
by Countrysquire April 26, 2025
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River

"oh hey it's papi River lol"
by notcaiden👀 December 2, 2021
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