usually an afro-centric first name destined to turn a young woman or man into a convicted felon. It's destined at birth that once given a name such as "DiAmante', DaQuill, DeShawn,DeQuan, Rafique etc that the person will grow up into a burden to society.
DeShawn's mother had difficult time remembering whose father was paternal to which child so she decided for DeShawn to name him "of Shawn' fro the latin "de" so she could get the poo-poo to arrest any of the baby fathers who don't pay. Thus poor little DeShawn has a pre-felonated first name. Like daddy is a no good criminal thus son is pre-felonated to follow in his foot steps.
by jayskind1 May 08, 2016
by SlickSista August 06, 2006
pre-paid kids coming in large amounts (28,000 sometimes) and they dont eat, need clothes, need no education, they're all paid for. and they hardcore kids. yea.
by bbcmasteralessa May 29, 2004
(N) The event of getting three nuts out when your girl says she's coming over so you can have more safe sex or shoot blanks.
by Scoocher2677 September 04, 2017
After you get to the work place or school when you go to the bathroom in the morning to look at yourself in the mirror to make sure you look good
by skylarskank August 04, 2008
The act of flushing the toilet too early, having underestimated how badly you actually had to urinate, then having to wait until the tank fills again so you can flush the rest down.
Hey, what took you so long in there?" " Damn, I can't believe I just had pre-mature e-flushulation!" "I didn't think I had to piss that bad.
by scorpioeric July 30, 2011
Tom - How's Lisa treating you?
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
Will - She is very fine man
Tom - You know she's not a virgin right?
Will - Yeah, but that girl has Lexus Certified Pre-Owned Pussy.
by Dr.St4ng3L0v3 December 27, 2011