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Fuck Pond 

A Jacuzzi or hot tub.

Usually private or isolated and set into the ground or concrete as opposed to a portable type hot tub, but can be any kind.

Also can specifically refer to a public hot tub that is closed at a certain time, after the hours that its open to the residents.

Frequently used in terms of proposing to have sex in a jacuzzi or hot tub, but can be used as a simple noun.
At night, after everything at the University closed, sophomores would often sneak down to the fuck pond so they wouldn't bother their roommates while they were studying.

When Paul would pick up a girl at the bar, he would take them back to his apartment building's fuck pond.

After we get back from the movies, I was thinking of coming over to your place and using your fuck pond.
Fuck Pond by Sonthert August 5, 2011
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Sex Pond 

A hot tub, typically in the garden of a suburban house and used at parties where everybody's keys go in a bowl when you enter. Often with garish lights and bubbles to obscure what is going on below the water level. A sex pond should be cleaned regularly.
That couple opposite had a sex pond delivered last week, I hope they invite us to their next party.
Sex Pond by Rostfritt November 29, 2018
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Frat Pounds 

Weight put on upon joining a fraternity. Usually due to excessive beer and late night food binges.
John "Bro, Colin really put on some weight last semester."
Kevin "Na, those are just some frat pounds, don't worry about it."
Frat Pounds by christian frat December 13, 2007

200 pounds of bird shit

what you look like when you don't have a shirt on
HOLY SHIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING A SHIRT?
it's in the washer i spilled some cereal on it
GO PUT A SHIRT ON, YOU LOOK LIKE 200 POUNDS OF BIRD SHIT!

pond hockey

An unofficial game of hockey played on either an outdoor man-made rink or a frozen body of natural water such as a pond or lake. Pond hockey differs from an official game of hockey in the sense that it is much more free-flowing with few game stoppages. Rules and style of play differ on many scales from regional differences to simple pre-game rule setting. Rules such as off-side and icing are often thrown out. The most unique aspect, however, is pond hockey is possible without the employment of a goaltender. Many alternate scoring methods are used instead such as hitting posts and the crossbar to score goals. Also called "shinny" in some areas.
Gather the lads and let's go play pond hockey!
pond hockey by Arnie on Ice March 16, 2008
1. To facilitate intense/hardcore sexual intercourse with deep penetration
2. Sexual activity that many view as fantasy; anal sex
That girl was extremely attractive, I bet you she wanted to be plundered.
plunder by awink2 May 28, 2007
being on the recieving end of the cock usually the hoe or hood rat or pigeon head or chicken head gets pounded as an act of sexual intercourse.
Hey i ended up at her place an i pounded the shT out of her.

also see:pounding or deep dickin
pounded by negro October 16, 2004