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potato baby

Derogatory term for someone of Irish decent, particularly older males who's heads resemble the texture and shape of potatoes while their faces are confoundedly baby-like.
That Brendan Gleeson is a total potato baby.
by smellaina October 28, 2009
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potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.
Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!
by RoxaDoo November 6, 2011
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Bombay Potato

The sexual act in which one male inserts his penis into another males anal cavitiy whilst said man 'farts' one upon his partners balls.
Gurpal; what is a bombay potato?

Oh sanjay! its when you put your cock up my ass and i fart on your balls!
by Beatsnpieces August 22, 2011
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Potato Pancake

When a fat woman faints on top of you during sex, and you suffocate either in boob or armpit.
A: Did you see what they put on Tod's tombstone? B: No what did they put? A: Poor bastard died of a potato pancake may he live for ever in his pleasure of obesity.
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chest potatoes

Wow I need some baby gravy on your chest potatoes
by Pornopoet May 11, 2016
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Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.
Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...
by Quzzar August 27, 2014
mugGet the Potato Questmug.

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi
Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi
by Zach Steber September 12, 2017
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