phone sex

the act of using the vibrate function on a cell phone to pleasure ones self.

Amy was having wicked phone sex in calculus the other day.

by man15 May 7, 2004

Banana Phone

A banana thats a phone. Also a popular song.

Ring Ring ring ring ring ring ring BANANAPHONE =D!!!!!

by Hyoko Otohime May 1, 2005

Sticky Phone

The result of watching porn on your smart phone. Usually requires the viewer to carry around wet naps to clean and sanitize the phone.

"I was watching PornHub on my iPhone and jerking off. I came really hard and ended up with sticky phone."

"I was whacking off while watching porn on my smart phone and almost dropped it. I had to grab it with my wanking hand and ended up with sticky phone."

by bigangry1 February 26, 2010

Picking Up The Phone

Referring to when an ex-boyfriend, ex-girlfriend, or someone crazy person that you know calls, and you really shouldn't answer, but you do.

It means, making a big mistake.

'Tommy really picked up the phone last night when he dropped the ball during the big game'

'Man, that ugly girl in class said hi to me, and I really picked up the phone. Now she wont leave me alone'

'Stop picking up the phone, and move on!'

by have a heart October 16, 2008

cell phone

A device designed to give brain cancer to a large sector of the population; this is for medical research, funded by pharmaceutical companies.

Recent advances in cell phone technology have made them more addictive (video, text messaging) in order to increase the exposure time of the average citizen, and thus, create a larger sampling pool for the new brain cancer drugs.

"Dude, like, text me on my cell phone. Ow, my head hurts."

by das uberwensch May 17, 2006

phone pas

An error or blunder over the phone that usually results in major embarrassment or foot in mouth syndrome.

Derived from "faux pas" and pronounced <fone pah>.

I thought I hung up the phone, but realized the person on the other end could hear me say awful things about her - what a major phone pas!

by Babs & Coco June 12, 2006

phone [pussy]

Usually a random, anonymous call with a sample from a sex hotline - will come at awkward times with no warning. Common on the West Coast although may strike anywhere, anytime.

"This by phone pussy, what it do! Oh, you want me to get you off. Oh! Yeah! Give it to me!"

by cLEOpatra 69 December 16, 2008