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I am the BOAT the Best of All Time. I can do every thing the best and better than you. I am the best at: Fish eating , Hunger ending, bear Killing, Wife sexing, Door Bell ringing, Drill drilling, Cap Piping, Bird Chirping, Moon Watching, Lego Avoidance, Restroom Sign Hanging, Soda Refilling, Three point Shooting, Microwave using, Pillow Fighter, cigarette lighter, Charcoal igniter, Suicider, Tooth Brusher, Tree Hugger (but not before the date), Bleach Drinker, Arabic Singer, Love Creator, $$$ Maker, Nature Mother, Baby Boomer, Body Glitterer, Carpet Spinner, Police Inforcer, LA Lawyer, Perfume Buyer, Consistent Lair, Hand Signer, Deaf Wisperer, Close Eyed Seer, Puppet master, Back Waxer, Cartoon Watcher, Pillow Talker, and Coma User. I am the Greatest at all things that have ever been things I am even the best at being Bill Cosby. My Name Is Kendrick Keller and I an simply The Best Person In The World!!!!
"I am Kendrick I am simply the best I can not lose because the is nothing that I try in which I do not surpass all others. I am the best person of all time. "
by Dr. Strange June 15, 2014
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Mother-Fucking Asshole Bitchy Shitty Person

my wife is a mother-fucking asshole bitchy shitty person! DAMN! she had sex with Kendrick Lamar!
by Kmart098 June 11, 2018
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P.R. (personal record)

To surpass your last binge drinking experience by a long shot, to get drunker than you have ever thought possible.
Dude I straight PR'd the shit out of last night and pissed my pants.

Man, after work I am definitely going to set a new P.R. (Personal Record) at the Buckhorn.

Did you see Spencer P.R. it last night? He didn't know whether he was on foot or horseback and had a scab on his lip that looked like a Hitler stash
by WyomingP.R. February 19, 2011
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Personification

1. Somebody who embodies something: an embodiment or perfect example of something.

2. A representation of an abstract quality or notion as a human being, especially in art or literature.

3. The attribution of human qualities to objects or abstract notions.
by Jafje September 24, 2007
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Persianality Disorder

An enduring an enduring pattern of inner experience and behavior (particularly centering around bargaining) that deviates markedly from the expectations of Western Culture.
Persianality disorders are inflexible and pervasive across many situations, due in large part to the fact that such behavior is ego-syntonic (i.e. the patterns are consistent with the ego integrity of the individual) and are, therefore, perceived to be appropriate by that individual. This behavior can result in the client adopting manipulative coping skills, which may lead to personal problems that induce extreme anxiety, distress and depression others.
Diagnosis of persianality disorders can be very subjective; however, inflexible and pervasive behavioral patterns often cause serious personal and social difficulties, as well as a general functional impairment. Rigid and ongoing patterns of feeling, thinking and behavior are said to be caused by underlying belief systems centering around the idea that everything is negotiable.
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $100
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $102
Shopkeeper: The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I'll give you $103
Shopkeeper: I'm not negotiating. The price is $125.
Persianality Disordered Person: I demand to speak to your manager.
by Doctor Id April 18, 2011
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9 hours 9 persons 9 doors

An originally Japanese puzzle oriented video game with an excellent storyline. It involves 9 people who are kidnapped by someone calling himself Zero and out on a ship. They are forced to play a game in which they had to solve puzzles in order to find the door with a number 9 which will lead to their escape. They have 9 hours to do so or the ship will sink. The first in the Zero Escape series.
Person 1: "Hey, have you played 9 hours 9 persons 9 doors?"
Person 2: No, why?
Person 1: Well you should you fucking cactus!
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fat person

Someone who is really fat, for example, VC who never stops eating.
I saw a fat person the other day. His name was Onix11.
by drizaik August 7, 2003
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