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Orange Pancake

When a male masturbates way to much causing skin ripping and openings on the penis which then over a period of time turn into blisters which then pop when a male ever has a boner again. The liquid that is released from this blister is then dripped on the testicular sack and if the liquid encounters ejaculatory fluids they will merge causing an orange colored crust that stays for a few days until it happens again. The infection can only be stopped by antibiotics over a three year period. If you think you are getting an orange pancake contact your doctor immediately because no girl wants to have intercourse and see an orange Pancake unless they are ugly or desperate.
John: Hey Bill how was last night with Sara like.

Bill: Um well.. it was going great until she saw my Orange Pancake.

John: Whats an Orange Pancake.

Bill: Its like the boy version of a blue waffle. Just look it up at Urbandictionary.com
by Psa for every one April 25, 2010
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muscular pancake

When a person squeezes another persons cock between their ass cheeks.
Burl Gore gives the best muscular pancakes!! My dick was sore for a week!
by OnE LoVe October 16, 2004
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shitting pancakes

When one's ass is so wide and stretched out (from anal activity) that their excrement comes out in a form that is wider than it is deep/long. That is, a form similar to that of a pancake.
Person A: Marissa spent Saturday night with LeRoy (an educated black man who loves ass-play).

Person B: Ouch. She must be shitting pancakes by now.
by pauly sprockets July 25, 2011
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Chocolate Chip Pancakes

sexy time; business time. The act of sexual intercourse without saying the work sex.
"what are you in the mood for?

- Some chocolate chip pancakes!"

"I hope the chef makes me a good batch this morning."

"man some chocolate chip pancakes sound great right now"
by chocochip April 9, 2012
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you ain't got no pancake mix!

1: A way to get somebody your annoyed at to stop talking.
2: A way to let somebody know that they ain't got no pancake mix left, and should probably go to the store.
Protester: Abortion is muder!
You: You ain't got no pancake mix!
Protester: .....?
by wehttam16 February 21, 2011
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Pancake Day

A weird day of sorts: A day where a town of 7,000 gathers in their town square and feasts on free pancakes, watches crappy entertainment/a parade, and, to continue the cliché small-town festival-ness, cheers on the lovely lady contestants vying for the chance to be called "Miss Pancake Day".
-This festival is hosted yearly in Centerville, Iowa
-This ingenious get-together started in 1949; Aunt Jemima would be proud.
Bo Dean: "Martha Sue! Round up the young'ns!! It's Pancake Day!"
by H*ck Yeah July 11, 2009
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strawberry pancakes

Oh yea... strawberry pancakes... Often a pinkish hue and comprised mostly of standard pancake material with the addition of strawberry or strawberry like solution(s).
Strawberry Pancakes song: "Here I come on my bike, its a girls bike, you can tell cause the cross-bar's reallly low... Gimee your pancakes!"
by Tony D. E. November 26, 2006
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