Skip to main content

white paint

Painting is usually used to denote bodily fluid emitted onto another person during gay sex. Brown paint denotes when a penis has come out of the anal cavity with fecal matter all over it, so white paint denotes when the penis ejaculates all over the partner with semen, painting them "white."
I have some white paint for your face, if you want any of it.
by Pelilasdir April 20, 2018
mugGet the white paintmug.

Paint

The ability to follow a Bob Ross tutorial properly.
''Now we're gonna paint a happy little tree''
by vex1 January 6, 2021
mugGet the Paintmug.

Paying to paint the fish

Something that you could could afford to do, but won't do because you think it's a waste of money. Going above and beyond what's necessary for a normal person, and paying a premium price for it.
John - "Did you hear that Will put in a koi pond and had the fish painted color coordinated to his decor?"
Bob - "That's the most literal example of "paying to paint the fish" I've ever heard."
by DaDefinition January 25, 2023
mugGet the Paying to paint the fishmug.

landlord paint

The cheapest interior flat paint available on the market. Used by landlords because it is cheap. This type of paint is not washable and has the consistency of chalk on the wall.
He's a real cheapskate, he used landlord paint in his house. Now, he can't even wash off the spaghetti that he spilled on the wall.
by Human namuH August 9, 2021
mugGet the landlord paintmug.

Painting the canvas

When you are about to ejaculate during intercourse and opt to pull out and blow your load all over your significant other's torso.
Painting the Canvas is my favorite form of birth control.
by thegreatretailcaper July 23, 2016
mugGet the Painting the canvasmug.

painting

A form of art created with paint and a paintbrush.
I hung up my painting in the living room after I cleaned my hands.
by aopi ghlcrjilfnvbkfelwjvoiekng January 13, 2022
mugGet the paintingmug.

American War Paint

When you get shit on your balls during missionary and bring yourself up dragging your balls across the face from the chin up.
Slipped out of my girl last night but instead of going back in I accidentally gave her some American War Paint.
by SauceMilk July 17, 2021
mugGet the American War Paintmug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email