potato sack

similar to teabag, except involves a bigger sack

Chuck Norris doesnt teabag the ladies, he potato sacks them

I potato sacked Michael's daughter.

by Toe-Mas May 16, 2007

potato eyes

small, beady, dark, close-set, soulless eyes on an person of unfortunate appearance that evoke frustration and fear.

Hey, potato eyes! Stay the eff away from my kid!

by RoxaDoo June 01, 2011

Bombay Potato

The sexual act in which one male inserts his penis into another males anal cavitiy whilst said man 'farts' one upon his partners balls.

Gurpal; what is a bombay potato?

Oh sanjay! its when you put your cock up my ass and i fart on your balls!

by Beatsnpieces August 19, 2011

Potato Wifi

To have either Irish or really crappy Wifi

Dude, you're slowing the whole server down with your potato Wifi

by Zach Steber September 12, 2017

potato heading

Hiding narcotics or other objects in one's butt. This comes from the Toy Story movies in which Mr. Potato Head stores objects in his rear compartment.

At the airport the dealer was potato heading in order to keep his drugs safe from the security.

by Jarvis Tisdale July 20, 2010

baking a potato

When you feel your body creating a firm turd.

with your hand on your stomach,"wow, I baking a potato."

by Houseboat's baby's mama December 29, 2008

Potato Quest

Where a group of individuals come together on a search for potatoes. The event must begin at exactly 5:00 AM and must end sometime before noon.
For it to be a successful potato quest, at least 7 potatoes must be obtained. (one for each of the 7)
Shoes are not recommended.

Person 1) Let's go on a POTATO QUEST!
Person 2) Ya!!!
Person 3) ... But it's not 5:00 yet...
Person 2) At 5:00 we shall begin the potatoing...

by Quzzar August 27, 2014