Off-topic

Something that has absolutely nothing to do with the subject at hand, in a bad way.

A MESSAGE BOARD TOPIC:

A: So has anyone seen the new Star Wars movie?

B: Yeah, it was great!

C: Hey whats that new song by The Killers called?

A: Wow, that was really off-topic.

by NateAbel May 8, 2005

jock off

Somthing big or real in an extreme

proper jock off chocolate bar

by MiniMe91 November 8, 2007

chump off

To diss or make fun of someone really bad.

"Sally just got called a bitch."
"She got chumped off!"

by Dannyping June 3, 2005

fuck off

An exclamation of anger.

"Excuse me, would you like to buy a copy of The Big Issue?"
"No. Fuck off!"

by Lee September 18, 2002

Send Off

Something or someone that is misleading.

Me: What happened? I thought we were going out last night...

You: Man I had to go do this thing....

Me: Aw you a send off!!!!

by Reel Talk March 22, 2010

wacked off

getting a handjob, being jerked off.

"man, some chick wacked off a guy right next to me, sick shit"

by tooms July 30, 2008

jacking-off

masturbation

When Chris, Tracey, and Jackie walked around to the back of our store and saw a bum jacking off in the bushes.

by Sarah August 3, 2003