crab wank

When one of the mandem decides to have a crafty one by lowering himself like a crab and starts the ritual of going ham on the hog, gripping his cock soo tightly it goes purple and tears the fuck out of his cheesy stinky foreskin

Yo bruv transnigger do u want to join me for a crab wank over some ass fucking Micheal fucking a 6 year old porn and then after platting a dirty ass hole then find Micheal the fucking spastic ass licking fucking cunt herion addict trans nigger bitch then deck the mother fucking four eyed blind homo faggot

by ill eat your pussy juice every April 21, 2017

Crab walk

When girls are so thirsty and want to get laid they do the crab walk with their legs open waiting to get laid.

Hey look at that girl doing the crab walk, I think she wants it tonight from somebody.

by newenglandwx December 15, 2016

Crab Game

Most competitive game award by chat on twitch gaming. Crab Game is a First-Person Multiplayer game made by Norwegian indie developer Daniel Sooman (or just Dani) where you fight for the ultimate cash price in different minigames and definitely not based on Squid Game on Netflix. The game was released for MS Windows on Steam and for macOS and Linux on Itch.io in October 2021, the macOS and Linux editions were later released on Steam on 16 November. The game reached 10 million downloads in January 2022.

Someone: Do you know Crab Game ? It's so freaking funny!
Friend: Ohhhh, the game that copied Squid Game ?
Someone: YOU DARE TO SAY DANI's GAME COPIED SQUID GAME??????
Friend: Oh shi-
Someone: *beat the friend up*

by despertk February 20, 2022

NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler

Somebody who is very full of shit and is a complete total beta

Man 1: “Hey man, who’s that person over there?”
Man 2: “Oh, him? That’s just a NiggerBallSweat Crigger Balldrag Rock Hill NiggaBitch Louisiana Crab Dangler.”

by Bigboylover87 May 5, 2024

Crab-up

Upon smoking or injesting copious amounts of marijuana, the user will become anxious, perhaps having a panic attack, his or her hands and arms will become tingly and start to numb from sheer terror resulting in the effect that the tendons and the capillaries in the hands will contract inwards causing a crab-like appearance to the entertained folk observing the phenomenon.

"We ate a couple of Goo-balls and he really started to crab-up!"

by jtothegat May 30, 2006

Swedish Crab Wank

When someone has a wank or gets wanked off and their foreskin rips off while doing so.

Megan: “I gave him a Swedish Crab Wank”

by RicoIsNonce August 25, 2023

crab hoe

Jaden Smith : How Can Mirrors Be Real If Our Eyes Aren't Real. Take the letters you get : HCMBRIOEAR.
Rearrange them and you get Crab Hoe I MR. MR sounds like miss her. A crab hoe is a hoe that you miss.

Can also mean a hoe who gave you crabs.

I miss my crab hoe. My junk hurts.

by Equipe05 February 8, 2017