(Text Messaging)
Person 1: Where do u live?
Person 2: Reta Rd SE
Person 1: Y did u call me a retard.
Person 2: ? I didn't.
Person 1: Screw off.
Person 2: I was just saying i live on Reta Road.
Person 1 doesn't reply.
Person 1: Where do u live?
Person 2: Reta Rd SE
Person 1: Y did u call me a retard.
Person 2: ? I didn't.
Person 1: Screw off.
Person 2: I was just saying i live on Reta Road.
Person 1 doesn't reply.
by RetardedRetard666 January 25, 2011
Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.
"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."
"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."
"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"
"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"
"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."
"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"
"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"
by shits mchighway November 06, 2013
Getting better. Being injured or something that ales you into being unhealthy and in poor health for a long period of time.
Slowly showing progress in better health.
example: a junkie who cant kick is on the road to recovery it will be a long road for a lifetime of kicking the habit.
Slowly showing progress in better health.
example: a junkie who cant kick is on the road to recovery it will be a long road for a lifetime of kicking the habit.
"Your on the road to recovery" being a junkie and turning sober isn't always easy to walk away from.
Your "On the road to recovery", your health is improving, your walking again and close to coming home from the hospital soon.
Your "On the road to recovery", your health is improving, your walking again and close to coming home from the hospital soon.
by charityranallo December 19, 2017
Traffic stops by road whores in un-marked cars are making up for budget reductions caused by the economic downturn.
by cds_xxx_1951 November 15, 2009
The Uphoric felling that you get at any time to go as fast as your car can possibly go while avoiding the cops at the same time
Damn..with my 1968 Dodge Charger R/T with a 426 hemi giving me 425 horsepower..I..FEEL...ROAD RAGE!!!
by James Lowe June 19, 2004
The "road warrior" is the technical term for the combination of recieving a blowjob while driving in very tight circles while spinning the tires. Common usage definition is getting roadhead while doing donuts. This act is highly distracting and illegal, typically ending in a spectacular combination of pleasure, smoke, and shredded tires.
by 0074 April 16, 2009
by Monstermunch July 15, 2004