slomp top

The act of pulling ones pants down and doing an extravagant drum roll on ones bare ass.

"damn look at jimmy hes killin that slomp top like john bohnam in moby dick."

by bones4436 April 9, 2010

Carrot Topped

To lose a fight to a Ginger Haired male that used to be small/weedy in High School, but has now beefed up on the sauce (steroids), to become an even uglier looking Ginger, but with muscles and strength to boot. Said Beefcake lost all credits of being class clown.

"Wow, Chaz was so popular in school... I bet he didn't see himself being Carrot Topped by Schleprock Malone 10 years ago"

"Oh my God, that ugly fucking ginger haired freak was Carrot Topping that mofo!"

by Ginger_Lover March 7, 2010

cream on top

When you cum on top of a person's head.

Bro 1 "dude i tried to give my girl a facial but I missed and my cum got all in her hair"

Bro 2 "so you cream on topped her?"

Bro 1 "ya! It was awesome"

by Jedidoc87 June 27, 2017

Run the tops

Run the tops - play futuretops, start a futuretops server etc.

Hey Joe, wanna run the tops?

by fedja14 May 16, 2021

Kitty Top

a request to bear one's private top parts in support of another's voyeristic pleasure. AKA SUYT
Specifically when hollered from a golfer in a cart to the beverage girl on the beer cart.

"On the back nine, we're expecting some Kitty Top"

by starbux June 17, 2008

Outside Top

When a person accidentially or purposely brushes against or grabs a females boobs on the outside of her clothes, hence outside top.

"Yeah, I accidentially outside topped that bitch but I think she liked it!"

by Bodders March 2, 2009

Mountain Top

Receiving a blowjob from a woman on the top of a mountain.

Guy #1: "This hot chick and I took a hike up a mountain and she sucked me off!"
Guy #2: "Nice! You got that Mountain Top!"

by The One and Only Mr. Clean September 23, 2018