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the morningstar

When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.
"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.
by OsoCafe September 22, 2017
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Good morning and God bless

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.
“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
Good morning and God bless, Hila.”
by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018
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Good morning and god bless

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"
by mista_earth May 23, 2018
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lady of the morning

A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.
I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.
by Georgian Jaba September 18, 2016
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morning mist

To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.
Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.
by Ben Hinez September 7, 2005
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good morning

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way
Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning
by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010
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morning vag

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.
by Skinketier March 10, 2008
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