the morningstar 

When a noble partner ejaculates into a condom, then pushes the sperm to the closed end before tying it the condom off. The young knight then grasps t condom on the open end of the condom. He flails it around his head like a morningstar mace before hitting his partner(s) in the head like a morningstar.

"Kyle was crazy last night at Susan's party. We were getting it on and after he finished he yelled "The Morningstar!!" And hit me in the forehead with his condom.

the morningstar by OsoCafe September 22, 2017

Good morning and God bless 

When you shit, eat breakfast, and drink coffee on the toilet.

“Ethan, I need to use the bathroom. What are you doing?”
“Good morning and God bless, Hila.”

Good morning and God bless by PapaBless420 May 22, 2018

Good morning and god bless 

When you shit, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet

"Ethan I need the bathroom what are you doing"
"Good morning and god bless Hila"

Good morning and god bless by mista_earth May 23, 2018

lady of the morning 

A radiant woman who wakens in the morning with a smile and a very sexy energy. This can lead to happy morning surprises of an intimate and fun nature.

I was roused from my sleep by a lady of the morning. She touched me in ways that made me happy. Then my mother walked in and freaked out. Clearly she isn't a lady of the morning too.

lady of the morning by Georgian Jaba September 18, 2016

morning mist

To propell night sweat from the buttocks onto your partner's face via flatulance.

Although cool and soothing, Sally did not enjoy her shower of morning mist.

morning mist by Ben Hinez September 7, 2005

good morning 

To ignore a hater in a sarcastic way

Hater: Wow your a fag
Stud: All i gotta say is good morning

good morning by bigbobbybrown September 12, 2010

morning vag 

Imagine peeling apart a grilled cheese sandwich...

Make sure you wash your morning vag when you wake up. I don't feel like smelling that god awful stench.

morning vag by Skinketier March 10, 2008