Matthew

Matthew typically has a penis that is 2inches long while hard and is a hoe. He is not liked by many girls or guys because he is a pervert and no one knows if he’s gay or not

Man dude, did you see matthew get buttfucked last night?

by Matthews lover October 10, 2018

Matthew

A dog that barks at clouds if they look like a three. Also a chicken that had four eyes and lives in Narnia.

This dog is barking at a could like a matthew

by Manthefan123 May 10, 2016

Matthew

Matthew is a smart male that has lots of friends doesn't like school/high school loves video games and hanging out with his friends Matthew is Funny,honest,has a good sense of humour and is tall

(This might not be true this is just what I know from my friend Matthew just like everything else I post it's based on what I know)

#Matthew

by Kris Ross Does Stuff YT February 15, 2017

Matthew

A big dick head that's super ugly🙃

Another word for trash is Matthew

by FACTSSSSSforme June 18, 2018

Matthew

That one guy who wears a few different "Dodge" caps and drives a truck. Matthews are devoted republicans with fluffy tooth brushes but no matter what you can rest assrured that a Matthew will always be your buddy.

Matthew's going up to town.
Tell Matthew to call in our orders.
How may guitars does Matthew have?

by SadietheKat August 10, 2017

Matthew

Small ass dick. No girl like a him a big ass pussy

Stop being aa matthew and get up

by Jake24444 December 6, 2017

Matthew

A fat munchkin that scans fried cats

Oh Matthew is fat

He is very smelly as well

by Bob is Smelly January 12, 2018