May 11 

My girlfriend was born on this day and I just want to say I LOVE YOU

You: hi you were born on may 11. You must be amazing

Person you are talking to: yeah I am pretty amazing

May 11 by Omega_lul_69 December 23, 2019

may 15 

National nudes day, get your friend and celebrate while in quarantine

Its May 15th!
So?
Thats national send nudes day!

may 15 by happymagee28 May 15, 2020

May 20th 

National finger your gf day

May 20th is a day you pleasure your gf

May 20th by Weedmaster42069 May 19, 2020

May 12 

Only the best swag-masters are born on this day. You’re most likely addicted to anime and live off of ramen. You would risk your own life for a fucking rat get help

When’s your birthday?

May 12
Oh you depressed as fuck lol

May 12 by swagmaster2004 February 27, 2021

May 21 

May 21 is kiss a football player day so come on girls kiss a football player

its May 21 i have to kiss a football player

May 21 by iplayfootball :) October 23, 2019

May 25 

May 25 was the day an innocent black mans life was taken by police his name was George Floyd.He was killed in the streets of Minneapolis. From this day forward the BLM (black lives matter) movement started.
Protesters are in all towns,cities,states. This movement is for justice in the black community. To finally free black people from oppression by police and racists.

George Floyd was taken because of the amount of pigment in his skin. Racist police assumed he wasn’t innocent.

Bob: it’s may 25 :(
Sally: What’s that?
Bob: it’s the day an innocent black man was killed by police.

May 25 by Allistor the alligator November 23, 2020

May 7

It will be Steven’s birthday u better say happy birthday. If not I’ll gladly spit on ya mother bitch. @mafly30 :)

Bob- Yo it’s May 7 rii? ...oh shit it’s ya birthday. Get some pussyyyy
Steven- thank you & I def will

May 7 by Keneddy May 1, 2019