loserndom 

Noun

pronunciation: l-u:zə(r)n-dom

The condition of a loser, the state of idiocy as a result of incompetence or stagnation. The realm or sphere of being a loser.

The high-guy world of the dumb-dumb, candy-raver, with the do-do (or better known as a pacifier or 'binky') in their dried, drool-encrusted gob.

He got lost in Loserndom on his way to Retardedville.

"I'm going to drop some liquid on his binky if that dumb-ass stuck in Loserndom, blows his fucking whistle one more time."

loserndom by Lady Logorrhea May 21, 2010

baron lasers 

The most epic Laser Baron that ever lived, he shoots lasers because he is Baron Lasers

Baron Lasers is a fad on YTMND

baron lasers by BARON LASERS June 17, 2008

laser focus

Intensely paying attention to a single object, concept, person, or activity to the exclusion of everything else.

She had such laser focus on a guy named Chad that she failed to realize that her best friend was in dire trouble.

laser focus by Zappoblappo November 26, 2013

LaserSharp 

Literally the biggest boomer in all of UL. Honestly, LaserSharp is a stupid beaner and he should die. LaserSharp is one of the owners of ARP (Abnormally Red Piss) squad, which is filled with entitled faggots that think they're cool.

Ew, it's LaserSharp, let's kill him!

That kid seems pretty stupid, it must be LaserSharp.

LaserSharp by iFuckMyBrother24/7 September 16, 2019

losers club 

Personal ad subculture, particularly the urban personal ad subculture of downtown creative failures, as defined in the cult urban novel The Losers' Club by Richard Perez

1. Ain't gettin' no play at work, Ima' join the losers club.

2. Joining the losers club, shhht? I'm already part of that club!

3. Writers, artists, wanabees? ... Naw, I don't play that! That's the losers club!

losers club by David B. Guralnik January 15, 2008

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

laser pointer by Anonymous August 31, 2003

Loserfruiting 

The act of ignoring people who try to talk to you, usually over social media.

Santos: "Hi Kath why are you Loserfruiting me?"
Kath:

Santos:"FeelsBadMan"

Loserfruiting by HappySnakeWoman June 10, 2015