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Kitchen Shitter

People who, despite the existence of another, distant bathroom in the house, insist on 'blowing out' in the bathroom adjacent to the kitchen.
Lord, we're trying to cook dinner in here Bubba. Don't be a Kitchen Shitter! Take that shit down the hall!
by Gregory & Tari January 7, 2011
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Kittenfest

The girl equivalent to a "sausagefest"

When lots of girls hang out at once.
Girl#1- Hey did you get laid at that party last night?

Girl#2- Nah, It was a total kittenfest.
by CATday June 12, 2011
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kitchen pussy

Pussy that tastes so good it must have been made in the kitchen.
Damn she must have a kitchen pussy
by Person w/ a. And February 27, 2017
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Grandma Kitchen

When you have a kitchen/refrigerator filled with delicious snack food including but not limited to: Fruit Roll Ups, Pop Tarts, IBC Root Beer, Lays Ridged Potato Chips, M&M's, and all your favorite cereals.

Similar to when Grandma used to stock up on your favorite treats when she knew that you were coming over.
You're an 8 year old kid staying the weekend at your Grandma's house and you open her refrigerator to find a gallon of chocolate milk.

Grandma doesn't drink chocolate milk.

Grandma Kitchen
by Ghetto McJazz March 14, 2010
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neutral kitchen footprint

The amount of mess left in the kitchen by a person, group, or animal. Especially problematical with men, children and dogs. The goal is to be kitchen neutral, where every item taken out of the cupboards, drawers and refrigerator should be returned, eaten or disposed of, creating a neutral effect.
Ryan: Dude, I thought we were going longboarding now. Why are you cleaning up the kitchen?
Zach: My Mom makes us have a neutral kitchen footprint, so I have to clean up the dishes before we go.
by suzibella January 18, 2012
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sex-kitchen

One who is often know for having sex in the kitchen. Can also be misread as Sex-Kitten.
He's said Sex-Kitchen instead of Sex-Kitten
by EatSomeSocks October 16, 2017
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Swamp Kittens

That group of kids in your class that are weird but so cool at the same time (and pretty)
those swamp kittens are really annoying
by Helloitsmevictoria August 13, 2019
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