Jordan and Noah 

Two people that should be together. A really cute cupple. They both love each other no matter what happens. No one should ever split up Jordan and Noah because they are perfect for each other.

Jordan and Noah would be the cutest cupple in school

Jordan and Noah by Piggyfrog May 20, 2015

Jordan 

A weird nerdy person who loves reading and crushes on every person of the opposite sex they see

Jordan's such a nerd, she's always in her fucking room reading

Jordan by Nerddd July 27, 2015

Jordan 

A jerk that no one can trust. If you are dating him break up with him he hates you but you love him.

Oh no sweetie you can't trust him. That is a Jordan.

Jordan by Flurgenburgers June 10, 2016

Jordan 

A name to describe a male or female. One described as a Jordan is usually described as perverted, badass, emotional, and clingy.

Their best qualities include being totally badass and loving anything crazy. Their friends will follow them to do something crazy, but they'll rarely get in trouble for it.

Their worst qualities include being dirty minded, emotional, and clingy. A Jordan will cling to their spouse like crazy and will get mad if they do anything to hurt Jordan. They can easily get depressed and can take anything as dirty. Lucky for them, their friends are always there to comfort Jordan.

Example 1: Did you hear what Jordan did to the teacher yesterday?

Example 2: Jordan has been very suicidal lately.

Jordan by CharismaticEgyptian May 28, 2016

jordan fernandez 

A pussy who brings snacks to school every day and calls them drugs he thinks he’s funny but everyone hates him

Fuck Jordan Fernandez

jordan fernandez by Trebtinse April 19, 2018

Jordan 

The female meaning for Jordan means that they are outspoken but brave, passionate and kind hearted.

Always prepared to fight for what they believe in.

The modern day male Jordan is normally a spoonfed looser that lives at home with his parents until the age of 59.

No ambition to progress in his career, useless with the ladies.

"wow, I can't believe she said that. She's such a Jordan"

"do you know if Jordan is coming out tonight? "

"Nah his still at work washing dishes"
"Typical Jordan"

Jordan by MondayGrogBog October 25, 2017

Jordan 

Complete fuck boy.

Strange fetish with butt sex.

Cannibalistic fantasies.

Dick has a bend
#Sdick #eatyourfleshnotyourass

My dick has a jordan.
Hills have jordans.

Jordan by Notkërrï April 24, 2018