National Attack Jared Block Day

November 6th: A day where any verbal attack on Jared R. Block is permitted as long as no physical harm is done.

Glad to be alive on National Attack Jared Block Day! I've been waiting all year to attack that annoying man baby!

by laparth November 5, 2020

we.hate.jared

⏃ TikToker that hates jared from ⏃ music video called “Your New Boyfriend “ by Wilbur soot

“ WE.HATE.JARED “

by Oh that’s poggers June 12, 2021

Big Dick Jared

A well built african american with significantly large genitals, so much so that it may be a burden for him.

“Woah babe, your dick is just like big dick jared’s!”

by Jared1337 June 13, 2021

Pulling a Jared

When you take too much of a substance you do or don't know the content of and start straight salmon-ing on the floor

Person #1: Yo man I haven't seen Tiffany at school in like 3 days, have you heard from her?
Person #2: Idk man but I heard rumors that she ended up pulling a jared.

by LevMehArone January 25, 2022

The Gristle Jardo

A fuckboy or "fuckboi" of a person whom usually associates themselves with an abundance of alcohol and an extremely low tolerance to intake. This often results in abnormal behavior and an excessive amount of "let me holla shawty" statements throughout the night. They often have an obsession with cold feet, especially if the feet belong to co-workers. Few have encountered a Gristle Jardo in the wild, but those who have often find it difficult to fully express the experience to others. It is recommended to avoid a Gristle Jardo if an escape route is present. Some say that a Gristle Jardo has ties to the Cartel, but not in the "I can put a hit on you" kind of way, but instead, the "Gritle Jardo owes money" and now goes by additional aliases to cover tracks, including but not limited to identifying as living in additional countries.

The Gristle Jardo was spotted downtown last night, you could hear it coming from the "Shawwwty" being spread through the streets.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

The Gristle Jardo

The Gristle Jardo is what one would refer to as a f*ckboy or "f*ckboi" well known for always carrying a "beverage" in hand while maintaining a low tolerance for consumption. This is often apparent by the loose phrase's such as "hey shawwwty, lemme hollla" as the night progresses. The Gristle Jardo has a wierd obssession with co-workers cold feet. It is advisable to avoid The Gristle Jardo if an escape route Exists. While little is known about the Gristle Jardo, it is believed that they originated in the slums of West Michigan, but claim territory to Kenya as well.

You could hear the Gristle Jardo coming from the echos of "Shawwwty" bouncing from the steel and brick of the downtown buildings.

by thee__allknowing November 5, 2022

Where and When Jared?

The question Musa asks to Jared after a Ligma balls joke.

Jared: Knock knock, Musa! Musa: who’s there Jared? Jared: Ligma. Musa: wh-who’s Ligma? Jared: Ligma balls! Musa: Where and when Jared? ( gay music plays)

by musa is gay December 1, 2023