Shirley Ann Jackson

The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is the head of a prestigious research institute and is the recipient of a smack tonne of awards. Totalitarian in nature, The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson is not to be trifled with, as she commands a small private army. It is best not to speak against her in terms of policy. That is an easy way to get expelled. While maintaining the minimum of student interaction, she successfully invaded the prestigious research institute's Student-run Union, and it is no longer student-run. The Honorable Doctor Shirley Ann Jackson has an annual salary of approximately $5 million, as of 2016. Under President Obama, she sat as Chair of the President's Intelligence Advisory Board, and served on the President's Council of Advisors on Science and Technology.

Unfortunately, none of this is hyperbole or untrue. This fact just makes this sadder in nature.
I had money and freedom. The Honorable Dr. Shirley Ann Jackson took both.
by Tute Screw December 27, 2018
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Stone-wall Jackson

When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."
by Wooley, mixmaster. April 28, 2009
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Ketanji Brown Jackson

A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is a Supreme Court nominee
by Leafthief4649 March 25, 2022
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True Jackson VP

A stupid show where immature 15 year olds work in the Fashion business, make ugly clothes and act like first graders and have terrible humor.
True Jackson VP: "Omg, Ryan, the Pinks are here!!"
Ryan: "Whats pink?" -laughter-
by truejacksonvpsucks October 15, 2009
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samuel jackson beer

Good mother fucking beer mother fucker! It'll get ya drunk.
I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
by Morganism November 19, 2005
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janet jackson's breast

a breast that was plainly exposed to national television at the Superbowl HalfTime Show
by laurie February 03, 2004
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True Jackson VP

A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.

it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.

Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.
Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*

Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?
by Brie Cheeze August 23, 2010
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