from Talking As Fast As I Can by Lauren Graham - Old Lady Jackson is when you feel too old and not cool anymore. Say you’re a technophobe and you don’t get technology or you’ve decided going out on a Saturday night isn’t fun anymore. You’ve become a sensible, very mature person. A motherly figure. Someone to blame when you’ve said something out of character and unexpected.
That’s Old Lady Jackson. Old Lady Jackson is coming out. Oh sorry that wasn’t me that was Old Lady Jackson.
by megxlaurenn May 08, 2020
When a male is expecting a date to end in sex, and is usually unpleasantly disappointed. Generally the date leaves the male feeling discouraged, and so sad they can't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate.
"Damn, I drove 15 miles in a blizzard to get some, and it ended in stone-wall Jackson. I couldn't even muster up the enthusiasm to masturbate!"
"What a bitch."
"What a bitch."
by Wooley, mixmaster. April 28, 2009
A judge that's been nominated into a Supreme Court judge because of her sex and colour. She’s known for giving child sex offenders light sentences and not being able to define woman despite being one herself.
Ketanji Brown Jackson is a Supreme Court nominee
by Leafthief4649 March 25, 2022
A stupid show where immature 15 year olds work in the Fashion business, make ugly clothes and act like first graders and have terrible humor.
by truejacksonvpsucks October 15, 2009
I'm gonna go get a Samuel Jackson beer, then I'll be fuckin' fat girls in no time! I might even fight a nigga or two!
by Morganism November 19, 2005
by laurie February 03, 2004
A lame and failing attempt to entertain kids by nickelodeon.
it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.
Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.
it's extremely low budget and there's a laugh track played after pretty much every line.
Weird episode plots. bad actors. stupid concept.
I truly can't sit through a full episode of it.
Ryan what are you doing?! *laugh track*
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*
Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?
Just a little target practice. *laugh track*
Are you crazy? *laugh track* You could hurt somebody! *laugh track*
Could someone please pelt the producers of True Jackson VP with bricks?
by Brie Cheeze August 23, 2010