Italian

A amazing country where the people range from dark to light naturally due to history. With brown hair and eyes being like chestnut or dark brown the most common. A very artsy stunning beautiful country. I'm half italian/neapolitan and we're a very proud people. Morally sound for over 90 percent of population. Mafias do exist but its more about politics, extortion, control and occasional wars/murders. The misconception that mafia is what you have to watch out for in italy is wrong. Pickpockets and tourist scams are the biggest thing you'll run into even in southern italy. Theft even here in canada is common. Italy's food is fantastic and and art form. Hear the modern music as well even if it's from street culture it's still one step above(Ultimo). And yes many great operas, art and many geniuses throughout its history. As well as gay people; italians are more open about sexuality. While sharing common traits with Arab cultures it is more western. And greece that gave those cultures similarities. Keep educating yourself about the world you live in. Ciao a tutti personi.

That person is italian he has chestnut brown hair and eyes and speaks passionately.

by A700 August 24, 2021

Italian

Fat ugly cunts who have hot mums. Their dads are also piss-weak faggots who are known to get absolutely tuned up by aboriginals dads.

Adam's an Italian cocksmoker

by pussyfartwhistle September 6, 2017

The Italian Birthday

When you go to an upscale restaurant in a major city with a strict dress code (the kind of place that lends out a jacket to the sap that forgot his at home) without a jacket, a ridiculously colored pair of pants, and an obnoxious bow tie or better yet in shorts, flip flops and no tie, either way with your sleeves rolled up. You then manage somehow to be seated against the establishment's policies. Shortly thereafter you are sung happy birthday in Italian by a portly employee. For additional fun, go to the bathroom all the way across the restaurant in your shorts, thereby giving everyone a second look at your audacity.

Guy 1: She didn't tell me the place would be so fancy. I was insanely underdressed.
Guy 2: So, what'd you do?
Guy 1: What any man would do. I went in there, met her dad and brother, and pulled The Italian Birthday.
Guy 2: How'd that turn out?
Guy 1: Oh they hate me, but it was funny as hell.

by R-Dizawg July 20, 2013

italian brown bess

Loading ones anus with lasagna using a broomstick to ram it in there, much like how one loads a musket.

Boy, Charlie got wild last night with the italian brown bess.

by CIAButNot May 14, 2023

Italian skewer

having sex in the olive garden and you shove a bread stick up a girls ass and then forcing it down her throat.

gave my waitress the Italian skewer last night.

by notaguineapig November 7, 2022

the ol' Italian Switcheroofie

the act of spiking someones drink, taking them home, and taking a roofie yourself, to even the chances, and escape charges

originated from Italy switching sides in the war

-My friend, Fernando, was on trial for raping a girl last week.
-Was he found guilty?
-Nah, he pulled the ol' Italian Switcheroofie.

by Cosbirius May 20, 2020

The Italian Sunset

Getting a blowjob while eating a slice of pizza

I was so hungry and horny I just needed a the italian sunset

by Jayrod3030 March 28, 2020