Amish Invite

A hole that the bearded boyfriend noticed for the first time in your girfriends pants.

"I have a hole in my pants honey, I can't go out like this." "Looks like an Amish Invite to me, blow out the lantern.."

by Ian Vi. February 28, 2024

Who invited the clown

A derogatory statement used when a person that the speaker doesn't like walks into the room.

Alice: (Sees Bob on her doorstep) Who invited the clown?

by MalumLibrum958 May 19, 2024

Euro-Indigenous

Euro-Indigenous is a term for people that are mixed with European-American and Native-American heritage.

my dad is European-American and my mom is Native-American so that makes me of Euro-Indigenous descent.

by European-American king January 28, 2026

Circumstantial invite

When someone is invited to something on an underlying circumstance. Meaning the person additionally invited was not originally invited. Could also be considered a “pity invite.” Is usually close to last minute and aimed at lessening the cost of the trip for people already going. Always decline the invites as a sign of asserting dominance—if you weren’t originally invited then your presence isn’t truly desired.

“Do you want to go to the beach house with all of us next weekend? Two of the eight people backed out, so we have two extra spots”

“Idk man, sounds like a circumstantial invite.”

by I love this website February 19, 2025

mad invite

exp. Said in a drawn-out bogan accent alongside a 'gnarly' hand sign to indicate desire to join in or initiate in one's recreational activity (typically a smoke). This takes place primarily in bathrooms but has no parameters as to where it can occur.

Person 1: "I gotta go piss lowk"
Person 2: "Yeah I'll go as well"
Person 3 : *throwing up gnarly hand sign🤙*, 'mad invite!' directed at Person 1 and 2.

Person 1: "Fine." (Person 3 joins)

by qbriel March 30, 2025

Landfill Indie

Landfill Indie - a term most likely derived from a white pretentious hipster, circa 2000-2005 via the Midwest. Lumping several artists/bands music into a “landfill” of same/similar music. Labeled as uninspiring and mass produced. Something they are unable to gate keep due to its mass appeal. Fueled by Organic Liberica coffee and an asshole-ish wit, they tend to “one up” all music suggestions. Most don’t even play an instrument, yet are entitled to speak on all music. Especially when given the opportunity to give their opinion.

The Strokes “Hate to say I told You So”, is undisputed landfill indie.

by Danko_James June 8, 2025

the ittie bittie indie band

The most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991, the ittie bitty indie band exploded into anonymity in 2010.

"Are you going to go see the ittie bittie indie band tonight?"
"Hell Yeah! They are the most awesome duo to ever grace the music industry since 1991!!"

by vickkaymay April 29, 2010