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Ear sex sounds

Omg I heard the new episode and it was ear sex sounds in my ear it’s the greatest show of all time
by THEStupidPodcaster July 2, 2021
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Turn on your ears

To listen or hear with intention.
"Hey! Turn on your ears and pay attention!"
by Zehn_Master January 27, 2010
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bloody christian ears

Blood exploding from your holy ears from people talking about disgusting body parts sexually
Stacy abuses my Bloody Christian Ears when she talks about her huge hairy goat balls
by DDRJ12 December 3, 2017
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Mr. Dick Ear

Mr. Dick Ear is the term you would call someone who has an ear fetish and enjoys putting their dicks into people's ears.
She found out that the strange man was a Mr. Dick Ear when he tried to have sex with her ear.
by Undesirable.savage May 22, 2016
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(Fake Diamond earring)

just Two Fricking Question marks with diamonds.
What else is there???
by GabeGamingYT November 5, 2017
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One-ear club

When the teacher lets you listen to music during class, but they only let you listen with one ear.
Bro, Mr. Richard let us do the one-ear club today.
by Alex Tyde March 5, 2020
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Alabama Ear Fuck

Viciously jamming your finger in and out of one's ear.
by JuiceBoxWithNoStraw September 22, 2016
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