When you wipe your ass, and your finger breaks through the TP....a few hours later, you start to bite your fingers nails...Not too sure on what the taste is at first, then you realize...But you don't stop chewing until every last morsel is devoured for a delicious snack...
by Anthony D.... January 3, 2005

by Steezysdisciple September 20, 2017

Someone who drives at a constant 45 miles per hour, regardless of what the speed limit is on their section of road. They'll happily speed dangerously through a residential area where the limit is 30, and then hold everyone up on a main road where the limit is 60.
by FatSharkSlim June 27, 2009

"have you ever thought what does 'school' mean?"
"i think it stands for: 'seven cruel hours of our lives'"
"ok, thanks!"
"i think it stands for: 'seven cruel hours of our lives'"
"ok, thanks!"
by Catakuri April 15, 2021

Those insanely frustrating occurrences, always obviously pulled by the same clueless person, although you just canโt seem to bust them.
Iโm gonna get me one of those secret videocams and catch that larcenous little fucker pulling these after-hours workplace food heists and get his two-faced ass fired!
by Dr Bunnygirl October 5, 2019

Line from the movie Face Off. Said by Nicholas Cage's character, Castor Troy. It means to perform oral sex on a female for, in this case, hours.
by Mitch Tyler November 22, 2009

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.
by A7sa July 3, 2019
