sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw

for when u think things can't get any worse . . . .and then they do!

(after a very bad day at work) my job sucks hairy wet ass thru a straw
also see sucks ass thru a straw

by jobsworth February 15, 2005

Happy Goth

A boy or girl who was born with a goth additude but does not exactly dress or acossiate with other goths. Someone who is happy and fun but doesnt smile much, has a natural goth additude, is unique. Happy Goth is a personality not a fake life style or fashion trend. An indivitual person who is happy and goth at the same time, thus a Happy Goth.

We all thought she'd be a goth when she was little but it turns out it's only her personality not her fashion-style.

He looks preppy/dresses preppy but acts goth and is happy most of the time so I guess he's a Happy Goth

by xGabiix August 2, 2008

happy shower

A shower taken while drinking one or multiple beers. Has the same relaxing effect of drinking in a hot tub. There are different levels of happy showers. A regular one includes one beer, a double happy shower entails the drinking of two beers, triple with three, and so on. A super happy shower includes any of the above but while also receiving a blowjob.

Dude #1: Bro you're sweaty as all hell. Did you just work out? You need a shower.

Dude #2: Yeah, man, toss me a couple beers, I'm gonna make it a happy shower.

Dude #1: Where's your girlfriend at? Tell her to give you a blowjob and you can make it a super happy shower.

by Dweebos Maximus March 18, 2009

Happy Trail

A line of hair from the navel to the pubic region. Most say it's only attractive on men, but these people are closed minded. When it's on a woman, it's not as dark as on a man, it's just visible.

I have a happy trail, I'm a girl, and I've been told by EVERYONE who has ever seen my stomach that it's actually quite sexy.

by Zcouxqie October 11, 2011

happy goat

A classification of girls that enjoy anal sex, which was found out by the following:

In midst doggy-style sex, if the man pulls out and quickly goes for anal sex, and pumps away very fast, and instead of waiting for the classic angry dolphin, and the girl utters loudly "YE-E-E-E-E-E-E-E-E....-S" in a goat voice, then the girl is classified as a happy goat, telling the guy that she is a fan of anal sex.

"Dude, you remember that redhead from the bar last night???
So, apparently, she makes a crapload of money, looks amazing naked, her carpet matches her pubes by the way, and best of all...SHES A HAPPY GOAT!"

by Slammoth October 27, 2009

happy chain

A chain to which a new link is added daily, and onto each link the happiest part of the day is written upon in any form at all. Fragments, sentences, pictures, doodles, whatever.

Look back on it. It reminds you of the happy memories you've had. It's marvelous.

Last Tuesday made for the most explosive happy chain link ever!

by The Society for the Prevention of Boredom February 9, 2008

hairy monkey brains

The outcome of an unshaven scrotum being squeezed until the veins stick out. The shiny skin is evident, as well as the pubic hair. This looks like what would appear to be a small hairy brain. Hairy monkey brains!

Oh my God, the Brains! NO! I hate hairy monkey brains!

by Green eggs and baaaam May 29, 2008