dirty hairy

after sex jiz in girls pubs and use it as hair gel for pubic hairs.

I like anal and my name is aj.

by juan neago June 12, 2005

Hoboken hairy monkey monster

A legand in Harrison high school new jersey. mostly known as a girl who's face contains much pubic hair, and has severe herpies sores and hemeroids of the mouth and/or asshole. bears a striking resemblence to a wet sewre rat or monkey hence the name, she will gobble your penis with her fingers or dirty moneky claws that have been dipped in her anus and many of her victoms anuses for years. Mostly seen wearing overalls, barefoot, and climbing trees. Signs of this beast approaching: a foul oder, vommitting, chronic Diahhrrea. it learks behind quick check inn the crown bank dumpster.

HOLY SHIT!!! I HAVE DIAHHREA!!! IT MUST BE THE HOBOKEN HAIRY MONKEY MONSTER!!! Quick, throw a crack covered dounut at that bitch! Quickly, throw a comb nd purple hair extensions and pubes!!

by Darius, Iago, Jessie June 11, 2008

Hairy Bank

Police Boi

The filth, the fuzzy muff, the pigs, the hairy banks

by Jim November 23, 2003

Hairybudda

Flaming Scottish Homo with a dick ring

You're getting as bad as hairybudda

by Matt March 28, 2003

Hairy smile

After performing an act of an Oral nature, one usually gets pubic hair stuck between one's teeth.

"Cracking Blow Job love, give us a hairy smile"

by Pete swinging meat November 18, 2004

halfy halfy

the offspring of a halfy and a thoroughbred.

A chick with a black parent and a white parent has sex with a white dude, and the child is a halfy halfy.

by DudeCJ December 11, 2007

Hairy Jesus

A woman with a hairy vagina

Person 1: Man that woman is sexy

Person 2: Yeh, but she's probably a hairy jesus

by Eden Whetham August 26, 2008