glass cannon

tailow

damn thats a glass cannon

by twwhw February 5, 2022

glasses

Something you have to wear 🥀 you either look like a dork 🤡 or smart and cool 🤓 😎

you have to wipe them 419 times before all the dirt comes out and you hate looking in the mirror

Person 1: I look bad in these glasses.
Person 2: sthu! just be a man!

by 147852369/*-+.0 September 3, 2025

get your glasses on

A skit made up as part of a series of skits usually made with Scratch known as SinComics. It's made by the same person who made Shape World.

Sleaad: Get your glasses on!
Green Square: nope
Crown: Get your glasses on.
Green Square: come on, i don't want to
Crown: Then it's detention!
Green Square: NO WAIT
Crown: IT'S TOO LATE!!!
Green Square: (screams louder than a volcano and crashes)

by sussybro69 December 26, 2023

glass cosby

The painful act of trying to snap a red hot 1000° glowing rod in half with your bare hands.

My friend tried a glass Cosby. I thought he would catch on fire but only his hands were burnt.

by Tropical Glyph April 16, 2017

Glass jaw

A jaw that can't take the smallest punch otherwise it would break, hence the name glass jaw because it breaks easily.

Bro I knocked him out in 10 seconds! That dudes got a glass jaw.

by Shmomp September 26, 2017

serial killer glasses

Those gold framed aviators that can be seen on multiple serial killers including Ed Kemper and Jeffery Dahmer. Serial killers must have seen those glasses and been like yoo we all gotta get a pair.

What is with your serial killer glasses they make you look like you have murdered multiple people

by your casual sadist September 17, 2023

dirty glass

A small amount of alcohol or hot drink in a glass.
or like a quarter full cup of hot drink.

At a bar and you ask the bartender for a dirty glass cup of whiskey.

What would you want sir? Erm, I’d like a dirty glass of whiskey please!

by BlackBond April 28, 2024