German fire drill

Four to six participants are in a car that is stopped at a red light. One person rips the hardest ass imaginable and everyone has to get out of the car until the smell passes. No one may enter the car, even if the light turns green, until the car smells better. This is loosely based on the chinese fire drill.

Big cheese: “dude on Sunday we had the worst German Fire Drill ever”
John: “yeah man it was pretty smelly my dude”

by megacheese69 May 4, 2018

The German Tissue Box

The act of using a bratwurst/sausage to rip the hymen of a female, just like opening the film on a new tissue box

Person 1: Hey man did you snag Jessica's virginity last night?

Person 2: Nah bro I hit her with the German Tissue Box so I wouldn't get blood on my rod.

Person 1: right on!

by Kevin Sanchez February 6, 2018

german

A German is usually a cool guy with black hair and a good sense of humor, he sometimes feels depressive but always puts a smile on your face. German, please think about you more often.

That german is really nice!

German is weird name for a guy

by I sent flowers to myself February 8, 2018

german weird

There's getting weird, then there's getting German weird. It's a whole new level of kinky.

If your girl asks to get German weird don't be surprised if you get a feather duster in your ass.

by Danabolic December 27, 2016

classic german

Minecraft xrayer (mostly German but not mandationary)

Mineman992: lmao this guy has a diamond rate of 200 diamonds an hour
Mineman69: haha classic German

by Qfs January 16, 2017

The German Drücken

A sex act where 2 partners play tug of war with their anuses, the object typically being a rope.

My roommate josh and I did the German Drücken last night, I think I got rope burn on my anus.

by anonymous December 9, 2020

german

A country that sucks

It sucks bad country german. (Example: They suck at Discord)

by Jue Meme55 November 9, 2020