Olive Garden

A slang term for "excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

I thought I was just having a lazy Saturday, but after checking my screen time, I realized I hit the Olive Garden level today—12 hours scrolling through recipes and reviews!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden situation

A slang term for "prolonged periods of unavoidable excessive screen time" named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone

After binge-watching my favorite series all weekend, I definitely found myself in an Olive Garden situation—my screen time report was through the roof!

by Emotional Cruiser February 9, 2026

Olive Garden customer

"Olive Garden customer" is a slang term for "a person who has excessive screen time every day". Used in a similar way to the term "iPad kid", this slang term is named after a meme where someone has far more screen time on the Olive Garden app compared to any other app on his phone.

Ever since he discovered that Olive Garden app, he's turned into quite the Olive Garden customer — more screen time there than anywhere else!

by Emotional Cruiser February 10, 2026

Dark Gardening

In reference used occasionally by night shift workers. Dark gardening refers to the first 4 hours of a shift where you are preparing, pruning, or switching appropriate staff members into positions to prepare for a smooth shift. This is a vital act usually performed by the “leader”/ “charge” of the evening shift, necessary to preform for a pleasant/ smooth shift.

This schedule needs some dark gardening, or it’s going to be rough one.

by SisterMatt- thy leader March 8, 2026

Wicked garden

A slang term meaning female genitals. Used by Scott Weiland in the 1992 song "Wicked Garden"

Scott: I wanna run through your wicked garden.

by PurpFr March 8, 2026

grey gardening

When you spend at least 24 hours in the same clothing, often unshowered, not leaving your home or the home of your closest friend. Activities include doom scrolling, watching trashy movies, drinking tea. Done in pairs.

"We spent the weekend grey gardening at Amber's house."

by mememepickles February 21, 2025

Vejen garden

a relatively unknown marching band internationally, but super underrated. the biggest marching in denmark, won the european championship in 2022, and the world championship in marching and concert in 2024

vejen garden is pretty good

by krillabis April 4, 2025