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Acrylic Fails

Acrylic Fails means two bad ass bitches doing great things with their spare time. Acrylic Fails girls are so much fun to be around and most people wish they were them. They are usually found sipping and painting badly, wearing acrylic nails and making acrylic fails. Their fans buy these paintings and the money is all donated to charity - how bloody good! Found in New Zealand but fans can be found all over the globe.
"Wow I listened to Acrylic Fails latest podcast today I laughed my ass off!"
"I know right, I bought one of Acrylic Fails paintings and hung it in my main entranceway"
by Bobplaysgolf November 26, 2021
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Fail

A mistake. When someone or a group of people do something wrong. For example, when America decided to make Trump President.
Trump is such a fail, Harambae for president make America ape again.

OMG, when Trump became president it was such a fail
by Subham November 10, 2016
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Trainer Fail

The wave a depression a pokemon fan feels when their favourite pokemon performs a one-hit KO using Frustration.

Also known as 'Team Rocket Win'
Buneary knocked him out with Frustration again? Utter trainer fail...
by Mauhea March 18, 2010
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Gar-Failed

(Verb)

To be Gar-Failed is to know disappointment at a cosmic level: like Garfield waking up to an empty lasagna pan. Every Wednesday you get your hopes up—bowling shoes rented, camera ready, dough rising—and every Wednesday such bestie pulls a Gar-Fail, leaving you holding nothing but regret and extra pepperoni.
Example:
“Thought we were making pizza and going bowling, but Greg Gar-Failed me again.”

One-liner roasts:

When Garfield hates Mondays, but Greg makes you hate Wednesdays.

To be left standing alone in bowling shoes, holding a camera and a homemade pizza sauce.

Greg ghosts Garfield Day harder than Garfield ghosts diets.
by __notmeg__ August 26, 2025
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National fail a test day

April 22th is national fail a test or quiz day. Do it I dare you.
by A1293836 April 9, 2022
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nothing fails like failure

a phrase meaning if one fails at one time, one may fail at other times, too.
He is a complete flop. He failed in his exam. He was snubbed by the company when he sought a job there. He even failed to win the heart of his girlfried as she jilted him. Nothing fails like failure, isn't it?
by uttam maharjan June 7, 2011
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sham-fail

someone you fails as bad a as the sham-wow guy, and doing something completely stupid. usually referring to females
she sham-failed when she tried to talk to a random Hispanic person for 5 mins then realized he didn't know Spanish at all.
by cemetery (seminary) sucks October 21, 2010
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