Even Oprah didn't figure out Mr. Rosenblat was a fake Jew when he told her stories of him being tossed apples over the fence by his wife at the concentration camp.
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one of your good friends who is expected to disappoint occasionally, however when push comes to shove the real homie inside of them comes out and he has your back. Its ok to be a fake homie.
Your fake homie might only call you normally when he needs car wash passes or some other favor, but during a difficult time in your life a Fake Homie calls you up offering love and support.
by mattybol January 2, 2012
Get the Fake Homie mug.A person, typically female, who accuses everyone she meets as being a "stalker". The official definition of "stalker" is completely rewritten by this individual, who blindly rejects the seriousness of such accusations, to the point where she will accuse a person of being a stalker simply because they walked into the same restaurant. The person has a complete disregard for the potentially disastrous effect such slander may cause to others. Quite often, the Stalker-fake suffers from serious paranoia, psychosis, and/or dementia and should seek professional help immediately.
Stalker-fake: "Oh my god! Today this stalker followed me into the mall and then I saw him in his car later on that day."
Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"
Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."
Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"
Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."
Anyone willing to listen: "Really? Was his car following you?"
Stalker-fake: "Well, for a bit he was driving a few cars behind me, but then he turned down another road."
Anyone willing to listen: "Have you since him since?"
Stalker-fake: "No, but I bet he's been following me to work."
by TertiaryColors March 27, 2009
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"Hey Jeff! That was some great butt bashing. Now come over here and look at my Poop Dick Flakes are falling on the floor!"
by Dr. Hot Joints January 27, 2008
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by Ni2k February 19, 2011
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Bro 2: Bro, she's in a bra. She's not even naked. These are fake nudes.
Bro 2: Bro, she's in a bra. She's not even naked. These are fake nudes.
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