the new personification of epic failure. can be used as a photobomb or just to use when bored. best used at times when a fat person fails.
Jacquez-Hey. Watch this.
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
*Fat kid goes for a slam dunk on kids 4' basket ball goal*
*Fat kid misses and falls on his face*
Random guy that has no idea who Jacquez is- Not funny.*Bursts into fits of uncontrollable laughter*
Jacquez-*Laughing so hard at the fat kid trying to beat up the goal that he's crying when the goal falls on the kid* EPIC FAIL COW!!
by QuezOreo November 18, 2011
Get the Epic Fail Cowmug. A fail that involves a roof failing to protect what is under. Made popular December 12, 2010 after the roof of The Hubert Humphery Metrodome failed keep out the snow.
Saints fan: I'm glad we didn't have a roof fail like the Vikings. They have to play in Detroit!
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
Brett Farve: Where did the Saint play after Katrina? In a Tiger Stadium? You had a City-wide fail!
Saints fan: Who won the Super bowl Bitch?
by Vikings 2011 SB Champs December 14, 2010
Get the Roof failmug. A man trips and trips someone else thus resulting in them falling into a puddle of mud. Someone shouts "Universal Fail".
by UnlikeCylinder May 21, 2009
Get the Universal Failmug. by JFourTwenty October 20, 2010
Get the Fail-Fettimug. <.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 13, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>after years of substance abuse and many failed rehabilitations, Sparta continued to fight for music and what it represents<.7.9.7.6.>mug. 
1. n. A fail that occurs in a situation where being clutch is of the utmost importance.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
2. v. To perform a clutch fail.
1. Football announcer: Williams drops back in the pocket, looks around, he decides to run... He might get to the end zone... Oh! He tripped at the 1 yard line! What a clutch fail!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
2. Announcer #2: Oh, I can't believe it! He clutch failed!
by nogotti August 22, 2011
Get the clutch failmug.