Dutchmans hobble

The act of hobbling to get toilet paper after a gut busting, ass dirtying shit.

I dropped a shit then realized I was out of TP. I had to do the Dutchmans Hobble all the way to the closet.

by Horn521 June 16, 2015

Dutch Rat Trap

Shoving a gerbil or rat (or any other small rodent) inside of one's anus.

Austin had to go to the hospital because he did a Dutch Rat Trap last night.

by Poonslayer200016 October 30, 2015

dutch eggnog

The act of covering your lover in a duvet then cumming over her face whilst ripping out a large fart.

Oh man, I gave the mrs a Dutch Eggnog last night and she threw up so bad. My sheets looked like a bad day in Bagdad afterwards.

by mac 007 April 6, 2016

Dutch Fucker

a prick. typically Dutch Christian Reformed.

I gave her the Dutch Fucker. She was not enthused. Needless to say, it's over.

by meer0ki October 4, 2016

dutch heater

Much like a dutch oven, a dutch heater utilizes the warmth of heating blankets. Many professionals step up their game and their stank by unleashing this powerful concoction under the warmth of a heating blanket. The added heat presents an unpleasant atmosphere for the unsuspecting occupent.

"I totally pulled a dutch heater on Jillian the other night. The stank consumed her entire body."
"If you really need to break up with someone, you can try a dutch heater."

by Sir Patrick Knight September 14, 2016

dutch speedball

A potent mix of Diet Coke and Monster Energy drinks. Seems to be a local favorite of West MI business leaders.

I've had so many dutch speedballs today, I'm probably going to smash this horse statue.

by Irish Frisky August 27, 2016

dutch wagon

The mobile version of the Dutch oven, usually done by the driver who can lock the windows.

Last night, driving home, I gave my wife the worst Dutch wagon!!

by Grayskull June 29, 2016