fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help
Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up
by ohdear9762 July 05, 2013
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Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.
I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.
by The Talking Brony October 19, 2015
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pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.
Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.
by James Crackcorn August 20, 2011
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surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.
He’s such a surly drunk.
by DarkLight107 March 09, 2019
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Drunk Chicken

A drunk chicken can be one of four things each with a similar meaning.

1. A legit chicken that has ingested too much alcohol in one serving

2. A chicken that is super crazy or wacky

3. A very very drunk person who is acting like a dork or a chicken

4. A CRAZY human that is acting like they are drunk even though they have not in any way shape or form had any alcohol
How they are said

(1) Woah, Cierra that one drunk chicken!

(2) this chicken is acting like a drunk chicken

(3) hey, hey, hey, Mckenley, your a drunk chicken you can't drive!

(4) Emma, are you trying to look like a drunk chicken right now?
by THE OG DRUNK CHICKEN SQUAD! September 21, 2018
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drunk charades

a game played when everyone is drunk and ready to make fools of themselves. not for the sober or any underclassmen(younger than a junior in high school).
We could play drunk charades if Jasmine and Colin weren't here.J.K.
by MG Pimpin March 24, 2009
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drunk-friended

The act of friend-requesting a person you think you know on a social networking website while heavily intoxicated.
"When I got home from the bar, I sent a friend request to that girl I met last night."
"Dude that's not her. You just drunk-friended someone, you fucking idiot."
by Gorgoroth September 05, 2009
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