pukepisspooppants drunk

See pisspants, see pooppants, see it all at once.

Tim was pukepisspooppants drunk, he fainted, and released fluids from every orifice.

by James Crackcorn August 20, 2011

surly drunk

Someone who is a mother fucking idiot when drunk.

He’s such a surly drunk.

by DarkLight107 March 09, 2019

drunk charades

a game played when everyone is drunk and ready to make fools of themselves. not for the sober or any underclassmen(younger than a junior in high school).

We could play drunk charades if Jasmine and Colin weren't here.J.K.

by MG Pimpin March 24, 2009

pooppants drunk

Lumpy gravy that is released from the rectum when so under the influence of drugs or alcohol. Not to be confused with pisspants drunk, as this is the next level of drunkenness.

Bob was pooppants drunk, and then we smelled it.

by James Crackcorn August 20, 2011

fat drunk

When you eat so much that you find it physicly harf to move or think without help

Person 1: oh i eat so much like 10 of those, um, french pastry things with chocolate in them

Person 2: pan au chocolat?

Person 1: um, maybe

Person 2: go home you're fat drunk

Person 1: ok can you help me up

by ohdear9762 July 05, 2013

Drunk Posting

Posting random shit while shit-faced on beer, wine, vodka, and whiskey. Kinda what I'm doing right now.

I really need to stop drunk posting these UB definitions.

by The Talking Brony October 19, 2015

ebay drunk

Buying sumat on ebay while drunk. not buying one thing but buying three of the same item.

i was ebay drunk and now have three items that are the same

by Javindius massam February 05, 2010