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sand cracker

Someone of Asian or Oriental descent. Used particularly in a racist way.
John: That sandcracka just got into fuckin Harvard. Fucking sand crackers

Jay: Yeah man, fuck those sand crackers and their 4.0 GPAs.
by SRDS April 29, 2007
mugGet the sand crackermug.

Cheese and Crackers

The very wrong act of wearing white socks and sandels. The white socks being the cheese and the sandels being the crackers.
"Dude! Did we just walk into a cheese and crackers convention?"

"Check out that guy's cheese and crackers!"
by Dan Mc December 29, 2007
mugGet the Cheese and Crackersmug.

Eating crackers

Not doing shit, lazy, unproductive.
Jason was supposed to be to work by 9:00, but instead that mother fucker is eating crackers again.
by Yessssss Michigan April 4, 2018
mugGet the Eating crackersmug.

Cracker Cash

Cracker Cash is a small wod of moist, over wrinkled bills that have been in the soiled palms of a crack head waiting for there dealer to show up in the usual " right away up to 1,500 minit time frame. Anticipation mixed with anxiety in the hands...or "palms" rather, of a hopefilled crack smoker is sure to cause sweaty and wrinkled bills known as "Cracker Cash"

cracker cash can be found in the pockets of cab drivers, drug dealers & johns, as well as in the tills of and 7/11 convenience stores during the hours of 1am-7am
clerk: and $15.50 is your change
cutomer: whoaaaaeeek! can i get some dry bills of you please? whats with the cracker cash???

friend 1: hey bro you got that 5 bucks you owe me?
friend 2: i should have 5 on me in one of these pockets.....here!
friend 1: uhhhh dude, whats with the cracker cash?? you been hanging on to that five for few weeks???? if you need it keep it! that bill has more wrinkles that grandpa's nut sac.. Abe Licoln's beard rubbed off for cryin out loud.
by kyle prosko June 18, 2008
mugGet the Cracker Cashmug.

cracker in law

when black person marry a white person their in hate them
i have craker in law
by jaszon mcroja May 31, 2005
mugGet the cracker in lawmug.

Gram Cracker

A blunt or joint with exactly a gram of bangin bud.
by Quadir425 November 18, 2010
mugGet the Gram Crackermug.

Pocket Crackers

Another term for condoms, used in reference to the the fact that you keep condoms in your pocket, and crack open the packaging. It also references the square shape that condom packages share with saltine crackers. Typically used in rural Pennsylvania.
Our late-night date was put to a halt when we realized I completely forgot to buy pocket crackers.
by ladyzoe December 27, 2016
mugGet the Pocket Crackersmug.

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