Alabama hot coffee

When you pour coffee down a girls AREA during sex

Last night we were doing some kinky stuff and we did a Alabama hot coffee

by Wheres petscop2? February 8, 2019

drink ice coffee

panic attack
drink ice coffee
panic attack

drink ice coffee
panic attack

by WhyAreWeStillHere? May 16, 2022

Belgium Coffee Maker

When you suck the poop out of someone’s butthole during sex and then spit it back out on top of them.

I gave her a Belgium Coffee Maker last night and she loved it. It was messy though.

by GabeRose May 31, 2021

McDonald’s Hot Coffee

180 degree coffee that caused third degree burns on an old woman in the passenger seat of a stationary car.

She only asked McDonald’s to pay for her hospital bills, but when they only offered $500 she had no choice but to sue. Big corporations are the reason why you think that she was abusing the legal system to get a quick buck. Don’t be fooled, McDonald’s Hot Coffee is hot.

by Kira_EZMoney July 31, 2022

top of the morning coffee

the greatest coffee ever made by an Irish man (Seán William McLoughlin)

top of the morning coffee is the best because its Irish

by Irish german February 15, 2022

jewish coffee grinder

When a guy shits in a girls mouth and then she gives a blow job

I still have a taste in my mouth from when i gave a jewish coffee grinder last night

by Kenneth Whitlock February 3, 2007

Costa Coffee and Cock

The Middle class Teenage version of Netflix and chill, cosmopolitan teens grab a coffee share it and end up going home and engaging in sexual activities

Craig: Hey Lisa wanna netflix and chill??....
Lisa: Oh darling thats so chav and scroat like , why dont we grab a coffee?
Craig: I Guess so but i hoping for some action!!..
Lisa: well let's go Costa , then we can Costa Coffee and Cock!..
Craig: what's that??
Lisa: the middle class posh version of Netflix and chill
Craig: kk, Kool

by JM2001 January 25, 2017